In the social justice sideshow, where every term is a sledgehammer, a farcical fight has flared over naming neighborhoods starved of grocers. “Food deserts,” once progressive gospel, is now too meek for the outrage overlords. Enter “food apartheid,” a phrase so histrionic it could star in a tragedy. But hold
Donald Trump, growing increasingly more sophisticated with his grasp of cryptocurrencies, has found a unique way that might completely bankrupt the Houthi militants in Yemen. He has threatened to send Houthi Bitcoin wallets inscriptions of pictures of the Prophet Muhammad which is highly offensive in Muslim culture. The going theory
In the annals of modern absurdity, where fashion and finance collide with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, a new trend has emerged to torment the sartorially challenged: the 5-inch inseam short. As trumpeted by the X denizen @cheracuse in a post that has since spread like digital wildfire, men are
In a shocking move never before seen in Washington DC, 60 high ranking FBI and CIA employees, as well as some officials in the State Deptartment, had their employment terminated Thursday after conclusive evidence was found directly linking them to multiple conspiracies to assassinate Donald Trump. These treasonous actions were
So many people have doubted David Bailey's capabilities. Every time he tweeted something bullish, it seemed like the price of Bitcoin would dump. But yesterday the doubters were proved wrong, and shown that they need to lower their time preference in regards to short term price action. When
A leaked memo shared with the Bugle showcased that Ripple was strongly upset by the suggestion made by Blockspace Media that they would have ever considered investing in Swan. A portion of the memo read, “Cory calls us shitcoiners and goes on moral crusades on twitter instead of focusing on
Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that once Canada's surrender to the United States is finalized, he would be appointing YouTuber, WhistlinDiesel (Cody Detwiler) as regional governor until government elections could be reorganized in order to ensure individuals the like's of Justin Trudeau would never get into
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While having never directly benefited from receiving USAID funding, the Babylon Bee grew in prominence in response to a USAID funded media apparatus. USAID was essentially a front for the CIA to manipulate narratives and fund media organizations such as the New York times and Politico. As a result of
This week, we asked: “Are women running Bitcoin nodes dangerous to heterosexual relationships?” The answers span a wide range, from progressives who want women to run nodes for them and think you should have a node for every gender in the household; tradtards who sense that women running software is
Dear Sam, I am writing to you to warn you that PODCONF is not a friend. They are a shadow organization that has infiltrated the Bitcoin community in order control narratives and destroy the cypherpunk ethos. If they have their way, there were be global cigarette bans, and a complete
Gay civil rights leaders are appalled as Biden pardoned his family, and other criminal politicians without putting out a blanket pardon for all gay people in America, who are now expected to be under legal scrutiny by the Trump administration, who is mandating "Americans be based," or face
Trump, the first crypto rugpull president Two nights ago American president elect Trump launched a shitcoin during the inauguration CryptoBall in Washington DC. The ball hosted hundreds of crypto and Bitcoin Trump simps who were simping on Trump for a ‘Strategic Bitcoin Reserve'. Trump agreed to be in the
January 12, 2025—Wavlake, a small music publishing platform, has changed forever after independent artist Iyah May has catapulted to the #1 spot with her newly released single, Karmageddon. The track, a fiery and introspective anthem, has captivated listeners worldwide and sparked conversations about karma, resilience, and self-reclamation. Released on
Rating the looks of Bitcoin Twitter’s most glamorous night of 2024 Miami is the capital of a style called nouveau riche trash, when done well. This style is actually not easy to pull off, as you’ll see below. We’ve rated the guests on how well they executed
Bitcoin podcasters have emerged as the digital equivalent of 90s gangster rappers—bold, rebellious, and unapologetic. Both groups challenge mainstream systems, offer alternative views, and create cultural movements centered on empowerment and resistance. In the 90s, rappers like Tupac and N.W.A. used their music to critique systemic oppression
This Op-Ed article was written by Yellow in response to Shinobi's article on how Bitcoin is Fiat Fiat Is Hard Money. Now go ahead, take the time you need to get it out of your system. Breath deeply. Blood pressure still up? Okay, let’s try this then.
By: Wayne Curr The fall of the Roman Empire remains one of history's most debated and enigmatic events. While traditional explanations center around military decline, political instability, and economic troubles, a startling new theory has emerged from modern historians and financial analysts alike: the Romans’ attempt to create
“I don’t believe forced government legislation is the way to Bitcoin’s success and adoption.” Bukele told The Bugle, Friday. After reportedly promising to revoke his 2021 Bitcoin laws, Bukele came out forcefully against the complex of maxi Bitcoin podcasters, influencers and large Bitcoin conferences, nicknamed PODCONF. “Fuck Las
This news tip was submitted by an anonymous source. Please reach out to the Richard Greaser if you would like to contribute a news tip or article There is an ongoing engagement battle between Dennis Porter and the Bitcoin Policy Institute over who is the true father of the United