By Rod Palmer, Credentialed Journalist In a startling turn of events, a federal investigation has uncovered that the destruction of a major wind farm in central Iowa was not caused by a tornado as initially reported, but by the excessive energy demands of nearby Bitcoin mining operations. In short, Bitcoin
For several years Texas residents have been furious over the capabilities of the state's power grid, and extreme weather can make conditions difficult for utility providers in southeast Texas. About 40 miles southwest of Fort Worth, a new threat to compound the state's power problems may
A shocking new video has emerged leaving the Bitcoin community horrified. Notorious Haitian gang leader known only as "Barbecue" has allegedly been caught on camera engaging in an act that can only be described as a hostile takeover gone terribly wrong. The viral video, which has been making
You know things are bad when children of the nation's ruling class are struggling to afford to pay taxes. While the economy is performing just fine, individuals participating in the economy are facing a major squeeze, and it's not just the poors. JUST IN - Hunter
This year's Burning Man festival has become an inadvertent gathering of law enforcement's finest, with nary a civilian in sight. The annual event, known for its principles of radical self-expression and communal effort, has transformed into a surreal dance of suspicion and subterfuge. This was the
Paris– French cypherpunks and Bitcoin enthusiasts have collectively raised the white flag of surrender in response to the French government's arrest of Pavel Durov, the enigmatic CEO of Telegram, for his audacious refusal to share user data with the CIA. The Fall of a Group Chat Titan Durov,
On Saturday, Telegram CEO Pavel Durov was arrested in France after stepping off his private jet. The charges consisted of various trumped up nonsense, but at its core, the French government appeared to be upset that he had previously rejected their sexual advances and refused to engage in anal sex
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I'm considering doing a regular column for the Bugle titled, "Ask Kailey," where I impart my expert opinions on various topics that readers write in to ask about. While there are many macro experts in this space, there are not very many white Jeep driving smoke
PARIS, August 24, 2024 — In a stunning bid to rekindle the halcyon days of Vichy France, President Emmanuel Macron has set his sights on bringing back what he calls "the golden era of governance." The first step in this illustrious campaign? The arrest of Pavel Durov, the CEO
In a shocking turn of events that rocked the AnchorWatch Slack channel more than the price of Bitcoin, one of AnchorWatch’s most compliance-obsessed professionals accidentally shared misinformation about Amazon’s VP, the VP’s wife, and CEO. Yes, you read that right—misinformation in a place where Rebecca Rubenfeld’
The creators of Simply Bitcoin found themselves cut off mid stream and their YouTube channel shut down this morning. They quickly scrambled to find the reason why, only seeing an email from YouTube stating that their channel was cut off for breaking community guidelines. The email did not state what
The challenge of affording taxes is becoming increasingly difficult for many individuals universally, as more and more individuals struggle paycheck to paycheck. The rising cost of living, coupled with stagnant wages, has left many people financially strained. This is leaving people struggling with the difficult question of whether they should
In a shocking revelation, the psychological and scientific communities have come under fire for misdiagnosing millions of Americans as communists, when in reality, they simply possess subpar cognitive abilities. The embarrassing blunder has left many questioning the credentials of psychologists and political scientists on X (Formerly Twitter). According to a
Last night in a turbulent Twitter spaces hosted by Hodl Magoo, Dennis Porter announced that he would be announcing his intention to run for president of the United States in 2028. In a little slip of alpha as to what his core objectives are, he stated his campaign slogan would
Lyn Alden, a leader and visionary when it comes to discussing Bitcoin from a macroeconomic environment, has broken Nostr after she revealed via a picture that she does indeed have a left ear. AI experts are currently scouring the picture to find any evidence that it was manipulated by AI
Dear reader,This is credentialed journalist Richard Greaser reporting in this early morning. As many of you are aware, and likely frustrated by it, @podconf has taken a sharp turn towards shilling politicians, compliance, and generally non cypherpunk behavior. They are discouraging plebs from using computers in dark mode, rejecting
Written by Shane Onuiex More and more, men are experiencing similar issues about talking to their girlfriends, wives, spouses and loved ones about Bitcoin. Either they are too emphatic, too obsessive or have dived straight into the deep end of conspiracy theories when it comes to talking about hard money.
Jerusalem – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called upon Iran to "sign the waiver" in an address to the international community on Monday as talk about hostilities between the two countries reached a boiling point. "Iran keeps saying the will strike Israel and get revenge for Israel taking
In a bold move to further cement his reputation as a visionary leader, Donald Trump has proposed a new plan for foreign aid: from now on, all U.S. foreign aid will go to Israel, and it will be paid exclusively in Bitcoin. Because, as Trump explained, "Israel is