Bitcoin Magazine's Women Problem

A new study from the US labor department shows the number of female speakers at Bitcoin Magazine's conference will hit 0% in 2030 if the current trend continues. From a 13% share in 2021, it's dropped almost every year, today at only 9%.

When this information reached the Bugle's newsroom I was tasked with finding the real reason behind these shocking figures. Do ladies dislike the POCONF networking festival?

“The number of female speakers is still too high,” Arron Van Wierdum, Bitcoin Magazine’s editor-in-chief, and a long time sour-faced dude with a man-bun, told me. “When a woman steps on the PODCONF stage she wants to feel like she’s earned it. They only write 3% of Bitcoin Magazine’s articles, so a higher percentage of women speakers give the impression of DEI” he told me in confidence, off-the-record. “So the decline in women speakers promotes normalization of women in Bitcoin’s professional circles.”

“I don't think women at Bitcoin conferences are real. They’re people’s dates or non-kyc sex workers,” Pledditor, a famous oragncel, told me. “I’ve seen no proof that they use Bitcoin or even heard of it.”  When I showed him the following photograph of Bitcoin Conference’s Women in Bitcoin Brunch, he claimed it was generated by ChatGPT:

The situation was worse than I expected, but a female developer with deep familiarity with the PODCONF industrial complex sent me an even more grim direction. “Female speakers are afraid to be in a 3 mile radius of Peter Todd” She sent me on Signal. "This could explain the drop off."

Finally, my colleague Rod ‘Rodeo’ Palmer told me “Women do not listen to 40 hours of bitcoin podcasts per-week, which is causing them to fall behind.” This stands in contrast to studies that show that women are more likely to listen to podcasts while doing other tasks, leaving them ample time for 40HPW. 

With less insight than I started out with, I decided to get the answer from the horse's mouth, the owner and CEO of BTC inc., David Bailey.

David Bailey, Head Honcho of Bitcoin Magazine and Conference

In recent months I've learned the name of an American called David Bailey. Bailey’s disarmingly retarded pump energy and deep fried Twitter addled brain seem to have only one aim- to pump BTC's price and get credit for it.

Accordingly, Baily's conference headliners are largely financial engineers, agents of the US state department and famously in 2024, the first transparently corrupt US president.

“This conference is going to have the strongest pump energy you’ve ever witnessed” He told me over a video call on Telegram. “I don’t know if you should worry about female participation. I was told that this strong bullish masculine energy could disrupt women’s hormonal cycle in the entire city.”

So there you've got it, Bitcoin Magazine’s CEO claims there is bullish radiation emitting from the USDT printer infused speculation orgy. 

Bailey's answer was disappointing, but gazing into his empty eyes over Telegram, I found the insight I was looking for.

Is Bitcoin Magazine in an Abusive Relationship?

Bitcoin Magazine, founded in 2012, brings to my mind a much less fortunate type of woman than the burned out and uncredited victims of the Bitcoin world.

When I think of how I feel about Bitcoin Magazine, I think of the street prostitutes I met giving out clean syringes at the help center. At first I couldn’t decide if Bitcoin Magazine is just as bad off as them, or worse.

The magazine is no longer allowed to cheer on and inform on the separation of money from state and individual sovereignty, and is likely unprofitable without recently acquired government subsidies. Its owners run the biggest PODCONF conference in the game, living off the outlet’s reputation like a parasite that has grown much bigger than the host, but strangely is still feeding off its drying out carcass.

Bailey, who takes credit for partnering the magazine with the US government, rightfully earned his place as one of the 4 horseman of PODCONF. Busy trying to financially engineer Bitcoin to $1 million per-coin and thirst trapping Richard Greaser on Twitter, it's unclear who is actually organizing the conferences or running the magazine.

This is a classic cycle of abuse. Bailey, who's weak brain is controlled by an ancient mind virus making him want to pump Bitcoin’s price at all costs (thanks to Bitcoin’s ponzinomics in late-capitalism or colloquially ‘game theory’), is force feeding the Magazine and its Bitcoiner employees into mental prostitution. They in turn are too troubled to notice or care if they’re scaring away women, the final underdog of the Bitcoin space.

I was surprised the street prostitutes I met didn’t seem more broken and told my father that it must mean there’s a limit to human degradation. “There’s worse things than being a street prostitute,” he said. "Betraying your beliefs and identity is worse than betraying your body and future." 

In time I met a woman at the street drugs help center who betrayed every aspect of her dignity and safety by living with a violent boyfriend-abuser who sent her out bleeding to work the streets. After that I was prepared to understand the dynamics of PODCONF.

This is a huge scoop.

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