Fork, A Must See Blockbuster Masterpiece By Bitcoin Mechanic

Bitcoin Mechanic's record breaking and breath-taking masterpiece, Fork, hit the digital box office four days ago. It has exceeded all expectations, far surpassing anything this veteran of the OLED screen director has ever produced.

The film explores the nature of Bitcoin through a series of mind-bending analogies and metaphors, taking you to the edge of possibility and back in a philosophical brain bomb.

Early on in the film he absolutely shattered and pulverized any sense of social norms or taboos in making a jarring and out of nowhere recommendation for a pornographic film, from which he quickly moves on with no apology or explanation. Thankfully, as will make sense shortly, it was not granny porn.

Continuing afterwards in a stunning and profound display of philosophical wit and imagination, Mechanic went on to say, "If we were to compare spam to sodomizing senile elderly patients at elderly care facilities, one would quickly see how absolutely disgusting and immoral spammers behavior is. If we wouldn't tolerate people sodomizing the elderly in a society, why would we tolerate people making Bitcoin transactions we don't approve of?!"

In reference to BIP 444, he had this to say, "We aren't even talking about preventing them from sodomizing the elderly forever. We're just talking about a one year moratorium, a single year where they are prevented by consensus from preying on the weak and elderly in our society. Just one year where the elderly can have hope again of a sodomy free life, and look at how vehemently they argue against it. Absolutely sickening and disgusting people."

When challenged on the potential for BIP 444 to make some amount of people's existing bitcoin unspendable by consensus, he had this to say, "If someone just fucked your mother, wouldn't you just fuck them right back? Would you just sit there and take it? Accept normalizing un-Bitcoin cuck behavior? No, you wouldn't, you'd fuck them right back!"

"We didn't want to fuck anyone!" he continued. "They made us fuck them! They made us do it! We aren't doing this out of spite, or hate, we're doing this for Bitcoin! All they do is say nasty disgusting things, and spread lies about us, like that we don't understand how Bitcoin works. Such despicable people."

"If they stick their bums up in the air, and take their pants off, metaphorically speaking, by making these Bitcoin transactions we don't approve of, well then its not my problem if they get fucked. In fact, it's their own fault for trolling and waiving their bums around, I mean making those kinds of experimental transactions."

These small snippets demonstrate the absolute stunning bravery demonstrated in this film, daring to challenge philosophical and moral assumptions that stab at the very heart of Bitcoin's foundations in such imaginative and inventive ways.

The Bugle calls Fork an absolute must see, a rallying cry for this generation of Bitcoiners to learn how to run a node and engage in imaginative and valuable debate on social media.