Dear reader,This is credentialed journalist Richard Greaser reporting in this early morning. As many of you are aware, and likely frustrated by it, @podconf has taken a sharp turn towards shilling politicians, compliance, and generally non cypherpunk behavior. They are discouraging plebs from using computers in dark mode, rejecting
Written by Shane Onuiex More and more, men are experiencing similar issues about talking to their girlfriends, wives, spouses and loved ones about Bitcoin. Either they are too emphatic, too obsessive or have dived straight into the deep end of conspiracy theories when it comes to talking about hard money.
Jerusalem – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called upon Iran to "sign the waiver" in an address to the international community on Monday as talk about hostilities between the two countries reached a boiling point. "Iran keeps saying the will strike Israel and get revenge for Israel taking
In a bold move to further cement his reputation as a visionary leader, Donald Trump has proposed a new plan for foreign aid: from now on, all U.S. foreign aid will go to Israel, and it will be paid exclusively in Bitcoin. Because, as Trump explained, "Israel is
The American Psychiatric Association is deeply concerned that as selection season kicks into full gear, more and more Americans are falling into the mental illness called Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). This serious illness is defined as, "Having delusions about the former president such as having selective memory about his
BIP: 432 Layer: Consensus (Hard Fork) Title: HODL Tax Author: Richard Greaser thebitcoinbugle@protonmail.com.com Comments-Summary: No Comments Yet Status: Draft Type: Informational Created: 2024-07-31 License: BSD-3-Clause Post History: None but I’m a credentialed journalist Abstract This Bitcoin Improvement Proposal (BIP) suggests implementing an inactivity fee for Bitcoin
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Last week during the Bitcoin 2024 Conference in Nashville, a shocking event was witnessed by an anonymous source. Terrence Yang, formerly of Swan Bitcoin, was caught trying to sell Ordinals in the men’s bathroom. https://x.com/_podconf/status/1818369307262525532 After the news was broken on the Bugle Weekly
In an effort to incentivize more women to Bitcoin the top Bitcoin mining pools announced Thursday nights will be Ladies Night starting on August 1st. Female Bitcoiners will receive 1 free high priority transaction and a fee rate of 10 sats/vbyte on any and all subsequent transactions they make.
Nashville – Dozens of Transportation Security Administration (TSA) employees assigned to the Nashville Music City Center for Bitcoin 2024 were orange pilled this weekend. Bitcoin podcasters say this is a very bullish development as newly orange pilled agents are likely to begin orange pilling their colleagues as well as captive passengers
Dear compliant bitcoiners, Now that PODCONF has disapproved me, I believe it is time for me to reveal my true identity. I am a long time member of an underground DEI-terrorist organization called, Young A-Sexual Queers Using Ecash to Eat NumberGoUp (YASQUEEN). My real name is Neon Nyx and I
This week Margot Paez of the Bitcoin Policy Institute proposed a new Bitcoin conference targeted towards Bitcoiners from oppressed and underrepresented groups, such as sex workers, political activists, domestic abuse victims, ethnic minorities, and members of the LGBTQ community. Members of these groups suffer the largest degree of exclusion and
Nashville, Tennessee – A massive Bitcoin Conference afterparty was shut down early by the Nashville Fire Marshal on Friday night after police received a phone tip from independent journalist who goes by Pledditor on X (Formerly Twitter). The non-compliant party, organized by a group called Taproot Wizards, took place Friday night