Thermodynamically Sound Pick Up Lines For Plebs To Experience Romance

Yesterday, I was struck with an idea like a thunderbolt of inspiration. I've been seeing a dramatic disconnect between men and women that are interested in Bitcoin for a while. There appears to be a sense of antagonism as many men attack women by calling them transgender, ugly, stupid, and a litany of other incredibly insulting names. At conferences we are all forced to listen to Women in Bitcoin panels where there are discussions on why "Bitcoin needs more women," but then online I see men chasing women away that show interest in Bitcoin like they are Lepers.

I've been trying to understand this phenomenon for a while and I've come to conclusion that this is happening because the plebs have not been give adequate leadership from PODCONF on dating, romance, and relationships with the opposite sex in general. Reinventing the money and fixing the world means reinventing how social interactions and romantic relationships work.

One should not expect the plebs to take any sort of initiative on this front because the role of the pleb is to follow the leader. In the coming months and years I hope to provide a sense of leadership on this front, as well encouraging other pioneers to join me in teaching the plebs to be a bit more chivalrous towards women. This does not mean being a simp or surrendering any sense of self respect but actually means embracing self respect as individuals with self confidence don't feel the need to try and constantly attack ladies on the internet for minuscule violations of purity tests.

Men are often frustrated by the fiat dating world as it is incompatible with their thermodynamically sound world view. They go on dates and the women are not enthralled by their pleb slop. Then they try to pursue women in Bitcoin who are not attracted to plebs. Being attractive to women takes work. Most women understand that being attractive takes work. They spend hours doing makeup and taking care of their physical appearance with the expectation of a man listening to Bitcoin podcasts in order to have his shit together. But romance is more than just listening to Bitcoin podcasts. It is about translating the knowledge learned on Bitcoin podcasts into real life.

The first step in a beautiful romance is a good pickup line. I have provided a series of thermodynamically sound pickup lines to help get the ball rolling, hopefully helping to bridge the gap between men and women.

You’re so beautiful that if someone inscribed a jpeg of you to Bitcoin, I wouldn’t filter it

You’re so perfect that an inscribed j peg of you would be an improvement to the Sistine Chapel

If I had a Satoshi for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have as much as the Fold wheel daily spin pays out

I can’t tell if that was a difficulty adjustment or if you just seriously rocked my world.

Hey girl, the only thing more scarce than Bitcoin is your beautiful smile

Hey girl, you’re so hot that all other women look like shitcoins

Hey girl, I was wondering if you’re a pleb slop YouTuber because you are so good at drawing me in.

You’re like a fine Peony Lane wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Hey girl, are you a Bitcoin podcast? I could listen to you for 40 hours per week

Hey girl, are you a Bitcoin backed loan? Because you’ve got my tax advantaged interest

Are you Taproot? Because you just unlocked parts of me I didn’t know existed.

Are you a nonstandard transaction, because you just clogged my Mempool

At some point I will create a page on the website where you can refer to all these as I come up with more. I have hope that Bitcoin can fix the animosity we see between men and women not only in the Bitcoin podcast listener ecosystem, but the world as a whole, and the thermodynamically sound pickup line is just the beginning.