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While Bitcoin (and the broad shitcoin—I mean Crypto—ecosystem) wasn't discussed in last night's Vice Presidential Debate, clearly Bitcoin will fix all the issues. In a spectacle that could only be described as democracy's finest reality TV, Republican Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance
October 1, 2024 – Newark, NJ In a display of solidarity that no one asked for and even fewer understand, Harrold Daggett, the bombastic head honcho of the International Longshoremen’s Association (ILA), launched a massive strike today, proudly declaring, “We also stand in solidarity with the International Candlemakers Union.” If
September 24, 2024 - New York, N.Y. — Caroline Ellison, who many believe is secretly Senator Mitch McConnell’s granddaughter, today was sentenced to two years for her role in the staggering implosion of FTX, a company whose business model appeared to be a complex mixture of cryptocurrency speculation and
PARIS, August 24, 2024 — In a stunning bid to rekindle the halcyon days of Vichy France, President Emmanuel Macron has set his sights on bringing back what he calls "the golden era of governance." The first step in this illustrious campaign? The arrest of Pavel Durov, the CEO
In a stunning revelation that has set the crypto world ablaze, it has been scientifically proven that gun owners are more well-endowed than their non-packing counterparts. And as fate would have it, the Bitcoin community—already notorious for their libertarian leanings and aversion to traditional finance—is overwhelmingly comprised of
In an audacious move that has financial markets buzzing with laughter, Kerrisdale Capital has declared a bold short position against Riot Platforms, a bitcoin mining company that they believe is as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Armed with a report dripping with pessimism, Kerrisdale is banking on Riot's
Washington, D.C.—In an unexpected twist that left both crypto enthusiasts and bipartisan legislators scratching their heads, President Joseph R. Biden Jr. has vetoed H.J. Res. 109 on May 31, 2024, effectively maintaining the contentious Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Staff Accounting Bulletin 121 (SAB-121) in place. With
May 22, 2024 - The world of corporate jargon and pseudo-spiritual enlightenment has collided in a spectacle worthy of a daytime soap opera. Recent revelations suggest that the tenets of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives closely mirror the doctrine of the Church of Scientology. This revelation has led many
In an audacious move that could make even Kafka blush, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, in cahoots with FinCEN's Andrea Gacki, who’s referred to as the 'Chief Financial Inquisitor' behind her back, have been caught on a hot mic plotting to protect the Federal Reserve’
Today, the Internal Revenue Service has announced the apprehension of longstanding fugitive Roger Ver. He is accused of shorting his "Exit Tax" payment by almost $50M. In a dramatic twist that would make even the most hardened tax collectors blush with envy, the IRS has finally laid hands
On a recent Twitter (Xer?) Space, BTC Inc. CEO and spam enjoyer David Bailey admonishes everyone to "just let the free market work." In an age where cryptocurrency debates are as volatile as the markets themselves, David Bailey, CEO of BTC Inc., recently took to Twitter Spaces to
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Can an OP_FALSE data payload be incorporated into any arbitrary transaction which is otherwise unremarkable? By otherwise unremarkable, I mean in the strict BTC chain sense, where that the TX would basically be a plain-vanilla TX without the extra data. I believe that this is indeed possible, after all,