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In a stunning revelation that has set the crypto world ablaze, it has been scientifically proven that gun owners are more well-endowed than their non-packing counterparts. And as fate would have it, the Bitcoin community—already notorious for their libertarian leanings and aversion to traditional finance—is overwhelmingly comprised of
In an audacious move that has financial markets buzzing with laughter, Kerrisdale Capital has declared a bold short position against Riot Platforms, a bitcoin mining company that they believe is as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Armed with a report dripping with pessimism, Kerrisdale is banking on Riot's
Washington, D.C.—In an unexpected twist that left both crypto enthusiasts and bipartisan legislators scratching their heads, President Joseph R. Biden Jr. has vetoed H.J. Res. 109 on May 31, 2024, effectively maintaining the contentious Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Staff Accounting Bulletin 121 (SAB-121) in place. With
May 22, 2024 - The world of corporate jargon and pseudo-spiritual enlightenment has collided in a spectacle worthy of a daytime soap opera. Recent revelations suggest that the tenets of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives closely mirror the doctrine of the Church of Scientology. This revelation has led many
In an audacious move that could make even Kafka blush, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, in cahoots with FinCEN's Andrea Gacki, who’s referred to as the 'Chief Financial Inquisitor' behind her back, have been caught on a hot mic plotting to protect the Federal Reserve’
Today, the Internal Revenue Service has announced the apprehension of longstanding fugitive Roger Ver. He is accused of shorting his "Exit Tax" payment by almost $50M. In a dramatic twist that would make even the most hardened tax collectors blush with envy, the IRS has finally laid hands
On a recent Twitter (Xer?) Space, BTC Inc. CEO and spam enjoyer David Bailey admonishes everyone to "just let the free market work." In an age where cryptocurrency debates are as volatile as the markets themselves, David Bailey, CEO of BTC Inc., recently took to Twitter Spaces to
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Can an OP_FALSE data payload be incorporated into any arbitrary transaction which is otherwise unremarkable? By otherwise unremarkable, I mean in the strict BTC chain sense, where that the TX would basically be a plain-vanilla TX without the extra data. I believe that this is indeed possible, after all,
Cardano, the blockchain brainchild of Charles Hoskinson, has achieved what many thought impossible, or at least, profoundly un-wise: it has passed the Howey Test with flying colors. Now, for those out of the loop, the Howey Test is not the latest fad in Silicon Valley or a trendy new diet.
In the midst of a heated Twitter debate about software licensing, a startling revelation emerged: NVK, the head honcho of Coinkite, appears to be lacking in eleventh-grade math skills. In a world where the complexities of blockchain technology baffle even the brightest minds, Rodolfo “NVK” Novak, the esteemed leader of
Amidst a flurry of controversy and skepticism, George, known in the crypto circles as @__overflow_ and a staunch Bitcoin maximalist, has announced the launch of Cardinals, his latest brainchild. This peculiar venture surfaces following his vocal criticism of Dylan LeClair (@DylanLeClair_), a Bitcoin investment analyst, for his alleged involvement with
In a world where the term "liquid assets" has taken on a whole new meaning, the California Cryobank, America's most prolific purveyor of paternal potential, is reportedly on the verge of a liquidity crisis. Yes, dear reader, the very institution that has long stood as a