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In a digital David vs Goliath face-off, Bitcoin Cash (BCH) and Litecoin (LTC), the self-styled underdogs of the crypto world, are buckling up to charge at Bitcoin's Lightning Network. Embracing the spirit of a true revolution, they have joined forces to erect the Lightning Rod, a daring project
Los Angeles, CA - In a move that feels more like a high-stakes video game than a financial strategy, Swan Bitcoin, led by CEO Cory Klippsten, is looking to upgrade their tier-2 Fortress into a tier-3 Citadel. This comes after allegations that Swan's move from Prime Trust to
Aleks Svetski, a moderately famous bitcoin influencer, has twice appeared on Guy Swann's top AI podcast, but his appearance has only inflamed rumors that Svetski is just a rogue instance of an advanced LLM. On July 3rd, 2023, the cryptic world of Bitcoin Twitter and Nostr, where skepticism
WASHINGTON, DC - The Supreme Court's October 2022 term concluded with a bang, or rather, a series of bangs that have left everyone of consequence in a state of high dudgeon. Fortunately, the majority of Americans, those who dutifully work to pay their debts and taxes, refrain from
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CUPERTINO, CA — In a surprising turn of events today, tech titan Apple Inc. has formally recognized Bitcoin as money. This move is seen by many as a clear next step in Apple's trajectory, following their earlier involvement with Bitcoin via the inclusion of the Bitcoin Whitepaper on every
In a shocking twist that has left Bitcoin Twitter in a state of disbelief, Bitcoin and privacy advocate Matt Odell has abruptly reversed course and bent the knee to the former Twitter Boss, Elon Musk. Odell, a well-known critic of Twitter's Blue Checks, has historically been a vocal
WASHINGTON, DC – In what can only be described as a financial Hail Mary, President Joe Biden revealed his grand solution to the national debt problem on June 6th, 2023: The United States Treasury will mint fifty gargantuan $1 Trillion Platinum Coins. The announcement was met with a peculiar blend of
In a turn of events that could only be described as extraordinary, Hoskinson was engaging in a High Altitude - Low Opening (HALO) jump over Denver, Colorado on June 5th, 2023, when he spotted a kitten stranded in a tree. The crypto mogul, known for his adventurous spirit and a
Raleigh, NC - In a surprising twist in the world of Bitcoin podcasts, Bitcoin Audible, helmed by popular host Guy Swann, was served with a lawsuit on Friday. The plaintiff? A deaf fan, who's taking the podcasting world to task for a lack of ADA compliance. Swann, whose
At the Bitcoin 2023 conference in Miami, a bizarre spectacle unfolded between BitBoy Crypto, the notorious crypto influencer whose real name is Ben Armstrong, and Stacy Herbert, El Salvador's Bitcoin champion and El Zonte Capital member. Following a very public row, Armstrong made an audacious vow to bring
MIAMI, FL – In a move that has left the cryptocurrency community scratching their heads, Ledger, the cryptocurrency hardware wallet company, has announced the hiring of Alissa Heinerscheid, former Bud Light Vice President of Marketing, to help rehabilitate its image. This comes after significant backlash over the company's controversial
SACRAMENTO, CA – In a move that would have given even King George III pause, California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled a plan yesterday to extract funds from residents of Nevada and Colorado to help reconcile California's growing budget shortfall. "I've always been a fan of creative