The Bugle has confirmed the source of the leaked document below, detailing the CIA's framework for creating Bitcoin plebs and pleb slop. The incriminating whitepaper, leaked to reporter Ms. Maggie Morris on October 31st, first circulated on X. We decided to seek further proof of the source before
As a companion for your conversations at Bitcoin get-togethers, conference calls and beach parties this summer, The Bugle's newsroom compiled this definitive list of Bitcoin native deep state hotties. Calling someone a fed is a great conversation starter, it always makes the day more interesting and give you
Once again Washington, DC has been thrown into turmoil as Elon Musk has broken the cardinal sin of spending his "Pedo Info" instead of Hodling it. Washington operates under the shared agreement that blackmail is a valuable currency and should only be spent in very rare circumstances. This
A new study from the US labor department shows the number of female speakers at Bitcoin Magazine's conference will hit 0% in 2030 if the current trend continues. From a 13% share in 2021, it's dropped almost every year, today at only 9%. When this information
This week, we asked: “Are women running Bitcoin nodes dangerous to heterosexual relationships?” The answers span a wide range, from progressives who want women to run nodes for them and think you should have a node for every gender in the household; tradtards who sense that women running software is
Trump, the first crypto rugpull president Two nights ago American president elect Trump launched a shitcoin during the inauguration CryptoBall in Washington DC. The ball hosted hundreds of crypto and Bitcoin Trump simps who were simping on Trump for a ‘Strategic Bitcoin Reserve'. Trump agreed to be in the
Rating the looks of Bitcoin Twitter’s most glamorous night of 2024 Miami is the capital of a style called nouveau riche trash, when done well. This style is actually not easy to pull off, as you’ll see below. We’ve rated the guests on how well they executed
“I don’t believe forced government legislation is the way to Bitcoin’s success and adoption.” Bukele told The Bugle, Friday. After reportedly promising to revoke his 2021 Bitcoin laws, Bukele came out forcefully against the complex of maxi Bitcoin podcasters, influencers and large Bitcoin conferences, nicknamed PODCONF. “Fuck Las
Choose the answer that most describes you to the questions below. 1.What is your favorite pastime? A. Writing code and uploading to GitHub B. Trading and lifting wights C .Pontificating on Twitter and in my chatroom 2.Why should a man eat cow meat? A. To end the fed