Maxis Upset With Musk For Not HODLing His Blackmail Tokens

Once again Washington, DC has been thrown into turmoil as Elon Musk has broken the cardinal sin of spending his "Pedo Info" instead of Hodling it. Washington operates under the shared agreement that blackmail is a valuable currency and should only be spent in very rare circumstances. This attitude has fostered a HODL mentality ensuring a sense of mutually assured destruction as everyone has leverage over each other. The stalemate has fostered a culture of cooperation on bipartisan initiatives like facilitating war and money laundering.

Sexual blackmail is one of the most valuable currencies in the political world, and while the general population knows about a good portion of it, there is something unique that activates in the NPC's brain when a journalist, politician, or rich person points out the obvious that most people already knows.

Many experts caution blackmail tokens should only be used sparingly as it has the potential to grind the system to a halt. If the general population is forced to face what they already know to be true, it could create a complete loss of faith in the institutions they already have no faith in.

Boot licking economist, Robert Reich weighed in on the situation, stating, "Elon Musk is a noob at government and hasn't yet read "The Blackmail Standard." Keeping the secret that Trump is on the Epstein list could have greatly benefitted Musk, if he had a lower time preference. Spending your blackmail on a bump in the road or a bad political breakup, is a shakeout no one really recovers from."

Blackmail HODL maxis we've talked to today since Musk's accusation, fear that if more individuals reject HODL culture and begin engaging in spending culture, the value of the sexual blackmail tokens will plummet dramatically as almost every individual in Washington will be implicated. If everyone is implicated, leverage becomes valueless. In this scenario, it would be interesting to watch the general population's response in whether they continue to watch Netflix, or are motivated enough to get off the couch in order to purchase some yard supplies from Home Depot.