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DEI and 15 minute city policies could help to geographically distribute the Bitcoin podcasting ecosystem leading to further decentralization of Bitcoin. While many people are against CBDCs, programmable money could be used to restrict V4V transactions in certain jurisdictions due to an over saturation of podcasts in that location. As
The reason why it is vital for communists to sabotage the economy before taking over is that their greatest adversary is not sound logic or good mental health, but instead Number Go Up. NGU has the power to erase any communistic behaviors in lesbian, urban middle aged white women. The
While Austrian economics have a strong foothold in the minds of Bitcoiners all over the world, there are some unignorable shortcomings the political ideology masquerading as a school of economics has that must be discussed. Saifedean, Peter St. Onge, Murray Rothbard, Ludwig Von Mises, Robert Murphy, Freidrich Hayek and other
Holding people accountable on the internet for libel is a growing trend in the Bitcoin community which is increasingly focusing more and more on compliance. While Craig Wright may have not actually been Satoshi Nakamoto, he has paved the way for others to engage in lawfare with each other over
While Wall Street is growing increasingly more interested in Bitcoin, the Weather Channel also appears to be interested in trying to appeal to a younger, more autistic generation by discussing Bitcoin. Being a TV news channel, the organization cannot fire all their writers and replace them with Chat GPT like
All across America, indviduals are going to church, completely unbothered by policies passed in Washington DC. They have determined that, "Christ is King," and that focusing too much on Biden's attempts to discourage and demoralize Christians is not a productive strategy. "This year we turned
A group of individuals, which Pledditor has taken it upon himself to publicly list for our convienence, has launched a token called $Wodndor on the Solana Blockchain. While this group claims to be Bitcoiners, many such as Mr. Hodl are questioning if they are actually shitcoiners because they are pumping
There is a strange phenomenon happening that seems to have originated with Tucker Carlson, where statist fiat maximalists are suggesting that United States is under attack from outside forces, when in reality Atlas Shrugged prophesies are coming true. Is the US under attack? Cargo ship slams into the Francis Scott
Jack Mallers appears to be diverting from his typical brand of doing interviews in his empty closet. While the closet is larger than most Bitcoiners houses, he has carried the persona of living humbly and simply. That appears to be changing as it was revealed in his most recent interview
Undisclosed Location Within the United States: This street racing gang is not your typical one. Usually, street racers form cliques based on the types of cars they have. One thing that is sure for all street racing gangs is that they always form based on one common goal. Shinobi, Technical
Erik Voorhees is reported to be partnering with Somali Pirates in order to create a decentralized stock exchange, allowing individuals to buy stock in different pirate crews. This plan sets to give Somali Pirates a new stream of funding as they are now able to issue globally tradable security tokens
In what appears to be a capitulation for Disney, which has been in active conflict with Elon Musk after pulling ads from Twitter, Bob Iger announced that Jessica Hodlr would be joining the line of Disney princesses. last bull market i was meeting my business partner. this bull market i’
A leaked screenshot from an internal Bitcoin Magazine slack channel showed that HR has begun offering counseling services to employees negatively impacted by David Bailey's twitter antics, as part of the companies employee assistance program. "Now we know you are all impacted by David's latest
Cameo is a site that is gaining popularity after Yellow used it, allowing individuals to buy the time of their favorite influencer to make videos of them saying things they want. The site is looking to compete with AI sites that allow you to make videos of your favorite influencers
As the bull market rages, Bitcoiners are getting excited about onboarding newcoiners to new Bitcoin products that will inevitably rug pull their users, such as custodial lightning platforms and custodial KYC exchanges. Dan Held commented on the growing discussion by saying, "Getting rug pulled by custodians is just a
Core Scientific and Marathon Digital both expressed erotic pleasure at the news that Bitmain would be classifying certain miners that could hash different cryptocurrency hashing algorithms as "Trans Miners" in order to raise ESG scores for mining companies. Riot Blockchain on the other hand expressed displeasure at the