Bitcoin Trading Cards Attempts To Make Influencer Circle Jerk Even Gayer

Bitcoin Trading Cards is seeking to make the Bitcoin influencer circle jerk even gayer by selling trading cards of your favorite influencers to plebs. By printing Greg Foss' face on a card, and only printing a handful, they have successfully created an item so valuable that many are willing to pay millions of satoshis in order to possess it. The cards are incredibly valuable to individuals who decide traveling around to conferences, and listening to their favorite podcasters, is more valuable than actually stacking Bitcoin.

Bitcoin trading cards is up there with best ways to misallocate your Bitcoin with buying ordinals, Block Clocks, and Natalie Brunell's $800 course. Most of the cards are pretty cool, but the highly sought after influencer cards are the real ones to go for. Having a collection of your favorite podcaster's cards may have your wife feeling a bit insecure as she questions your sexuality, but those cards have a huge potential of being worth something incredibly valuable some day.

As the world hyperbitcoinizes, Bitcoin themed trading cards will only grow in demand as more people attend conferences and listen to podcasts. For straight card collectors, believe it or not, not all of the influencer cards are male. There are a handful of female influencer cards, as the trading card issuer wants to be progressive and show that there are more than just 3 women in Bitcoin. Just remember that every influencer wants you to walk up to them at conferences to tell them that you have their trading card.