Calvin Ayre Gives Up Trying To Fuck With Bitcoin Today After Learning It’s Now 15 Years Old

Calvin Ayre Gives Up Trying To Fuck With Bitcoin Today After Learning It’s Now 15 Years Old

Submitted by Mitchell Hamilton

The news comes just hours after a judge ruled that the well respected and highly intelligent computer genius known as Craig Wright is not who he says he is.

“Look, I know the judge has ruled against Craig Wright but I’ve decided to stop fighting this battle for other reasons” Mr Ayre said in the wake of his recent legal troubles.  

Insiders close to Calvin Ayre have revealed the real reason he stopped trying to fuck with bitcoin was because it has finally matured as an asset.

“It’s too old for him now” one source revealed under the condition of anonymity.

“When he first got involved in bitcoin it was still young. He had some power over it. But it’s maturing now. It’s starting to blossom. So it’s time for him to move onto something a bit more manipulable”

It represents a tough few years for Mr Ayre who said he would use this opportunity to spend more time with his family. Which consists of 5 young girls on some shady Caribbean island. 

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