Bitcoiners Celebrate Jack Dorsey Promoting Bitcoin To Members Of The Illuminati

Bitcoiners Celebrate Jack Dorsey Promoting Bitcoin To Members Of The Illuminati

Bitcoiner's everywhere are DDOSing everyone's Twitter/Nostr feeds by posting pictures of Jack Dorsey wearing a shirt that says Satoshi. Each post has their own unique spin on what Dorsey was doing as the Super Sportsball on Sunday. Some claim Dorsey was discussing Satoshi Action Fund with Jay Z. Others claim he was trying to explain the nuances of filtering versus censorship to Beyonce. The Bugle got an exclusive from Dorsey on what he was actually doing in his private box with two notable members of the Illuminati.

Dorsey informed the Bugle that there was indeed a secret gathering of the cabal happening in the private box that he was sitting in, and that the discussion indeed was about Bitcoin. Long time Illuminati members Beyonce and Jay Z were curious about learning about Ocean Mining, which Dorsey has invested in, and the #fixthefilter debate. They were also interested about how Dorsey has convinced a huge subset of communities who claim to be freedom oriented, that he is somehow freedom oriented even after his time at Twitter involving censorship and direct cooperation with intelligence agencies. "There has been a general growing concern within the world's elite circles the the poors will come to their homes with guillotines, so they've been really interested in how I've been able to maintain a squeaky reputation while still participating in everything they are doing," Dorsey told the Bugle.

It seems to be that the simplest way to maintain your reputation is to say one thing to the public in order to cover up anything behind the scenes you are doing. Getting influencers to post clickbait without verifying anything behind the scenes or following up to see if actually happened is the way to go. Remember the volcano stage at Bitcoin 2022? Whatever happened to the volcano bonds that were so heavily hyped but never came to fruition? Dorsey is offering a masterclass to the Illuminati on how to deceive the masses in front of the world without anyone questioning it, making him likely the greatest manager of public perception known to man. While he continues to say good things in public, little is known what he's actually doing behind the scenes. Very few are criticizing his past.