Trump Threatens To Escalate War In Yemen By Spamming Houthi Bitcoin Wallets With Inscriptions Of Prophet Muhammad
Donald Trump, growing increasingly more sophisticated with his grasp of cryptocurrencies, has found a unique way that might completely bankrupt the Houthi militants in Yemen. He has threatened to send Houthi Bitcoin wallets inscriptions of pictures of the Prophet Muhammad which is highly offensive in Muslim culture.
The going theory in the US State department is that if an inscription of the Prophet Muhammad is found in a Houthi Bitcoin wallet, it would not only offend their financial backers but would cause them to have to burn all the funds in the wallet rendering the funds useless.
If done, this would mark a major groundbreaking development as it would be the first documented time that Bitcoin inscriptions are being used on the Bitcoin blockchain. This is such an outlandish proposal that even Jason Lowery never foresaw this happening as he was developing his thesis on "Softwar."
"If the President of the United States begins using offensive memes in the form of Bitcoin inscriptions, this marks an entirely new type of psychological warfare. In the future we will see warfare move onto the Bitcoin blockchain and this is just an example of the future coming to the present," Lowery told the Bugle.
It should not be surprising that Donald Trump is now looking at shitposting on the blockchain as a means of warfare seeing as he memed himself into the presidency twice. It would seem that David Bailey is really working hard on advising the president on the intricacies of Bitcoin and that he is doing much more than just paying the Bitcoin community lip service.
An anonymous source from within the Pentagon told the Bugle that, "Trump is engaging in 4d chess. In sending sacrilegious inscriptions to the Houthi Rebels in Yemen, he could be trying to provoke a direct military response from Iran, prompting a joint invasion from Israel and the United States, finally fulfilling the Deep State's wet dream."
Analysts believe that this is bullish for the price of Bitcoin, but also for the Bitcoin inscription market. They believe that nation states will be scrambling to front run the inevitable high fee environment that is coming by minting as many offensive inscriptions as possible to hold in their strategic arsenal's.
