TSA Offers Free Gropings Upon Request To Celebrate Pride Month

TSA Offers Free Gropings Upon Request To Celebrate Pride Month

The TSA announced a new slogan for June that reads, "It's still gay even if it's the TSA." The slogan is being used to promote the TSA's new public outreach program where they offer to grope individuals upon request. The program seeks to affirm individuals of all backgrounds and gender identity.

As of right now, the TSA will still offer involuntary gropings of randomly chosen people who were standing in their microwave. The groping is said to be an activity for all ages. One of the stated plans is to randomly have drag queens stationed at security checkpoints to participate in the festivities.

Right wing groups immediately responded with white rage against the TSA for their announcement. Airlines are expressing frustration that the TSA's decision may lead to a boycott of their services similar to the boycott of Target and Bud Light.

The FBI is currently investigating groups seeking to boycott the airline industry for disagreeing with the TSA's actions.

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