Washington Post "Journalists" Strike Over Hard Labor Requirements, Difficult Working Conditions

Washington Post "Journalists" Strike Over Hard Labor Requirements, Difficult Working Conditions

The top notch journalists at the Washington Post have begun a 24 hour strike to remind Bezos how important they are. "Without our hard work, we couldn't be the mouth piece for billionaires and war mongers," Said a union representative for the journalists. The journalists have expressed major concerns over working conditions, including lack of variety of K-cups in the office, as well as salary increases not keeping pace with inflation, despite the journalists reporting that everything is fine in the economy.

The Washington Post has a long history of psyoping the American people, and the employee lead mutiny threatens the current thing in a time when controlling the narrative is more important than ever. The journalists formed a union because they have incredibly difficult jobs covering up corruption and advocating for the enslavement of the American people. It is vital that the hard working journalists be granted much higher quality working conditions where there is a huge variety of K-Cups in the office.

The journalists are asking Washington Post subscribers to refrain from reading the paper for 24 hours as a show of solidarity with the union members. Whether or not the readers will respect the journalist's wishes is unknown, but it is likely that many readers of the newspaper will be completely unaware of what's happening and still read the paper. The strike will probably end quickly as Jeff Bezos has already reportedly ordered a bunch of Amazon same day delivery K-Cups to the WAPO office. What the average working class individual will do with a 24 hour reprieve from scum that hate them is currently unknown, but one thing that is certain is that the world will be a better place for at least 24 hours.