Despite the growing influence of Bitcoin and the wealth it has created for some, there’s one thing it seems unable to buy: a girlfriend. While Bitcoin enthusiasts often tout the belief that accumulating digital wealth will lead to attracting a partner, reality is proving otherwise. From Bitcoin evangelists to
Miracles do happen, and what Dennis has been announcing on Twitter is nothing short of miraculous. Just today he announced that the Vatican would be announcing him as the Patron Saint of Number Go Up (NGU). It is unusual for the Catholic Church to recognize living individuals as saints but
Things have felt bleak for some time as the global economy has been fine, continuing to grind forward due to government stimulus and war spending. The political orange pillers, Bitcoin podcasters, meetup organizers, and podcast listeners have been working tirelessly behind the scenes, only highlighting a portion of their hard
Written by Hugh Jabawlz In an astonishing turn of events, the mystery surrounding local bitcoiner MADEX and his single pair of pants has been exposed to the public—and it seems he didn’t know the secret was out. MADEX, whose unorthodox fashion choices have sparked whispers and curiosity around
Choose the answer that most describes you to the questions below. 1.What is your favorite pastime? A. Writing code and uploading to GitHub B. Trading and lifting wights C .Pontificating on Twitter and in my chatroom 2.Why should a man eat cow meat? A. To end the fed
Mark Goodwin has published a 1000 word essay on the publication Unlimited Hangout, in order to try and make something palatable for his sharpest critics to actually read. The majority of Goodwin's critics have been unable to stomach actually reading his articles, and have relied on the interpretation
Dr. Anthony Fauci has announced that he will be retiring from public service in order to serve on the board of directors of Chainanalysis, a credentialed and extraordinarily scientific blockchain analysis company. Chainanalysis partners with government agencies in order to put cypherpunks in prison. Some critics of the organization cite
Late Wednesday evening, a list of supposed attendees of Michael Saylor's $1o0k Party was leaked and circulated on the dark web. While the list has not be corroborated or confirmed to be real, many are speculating that is. We do not know if it is the full list.
Michael Saylor has proposed yet another council in order to regulate Bitcoin/Bitcoiners some way following controversy over Dennis Porter's announcement of an announcement. Saylor is reportedly consulting with Cary Gardone on the topic. Saylor stated that him and others feel that the industry needs a lot of
Samson Mow, one of the stars of the recent HBO Bitcoin documentary has determined through his AI summary analysis of his phone calls with world leaders that Bitcoin will achieve a valuation of 1 Billion USDT per coin early next week. His prediction is in line with what many describe
This piece is an opinion and does not reflect the opinions of other Bugle contributors or the Bugle as a whole. There is a question on many Bitcoiner's minds during this selection season. "How do I vote or do I vote at all?" I personally will
This post was written by a guest author. Please reach out to us if you would like to contribute to the Bugle. People often dismiss the reach of Dennis Porter's journalistic tentacles. One of those tentacles positioned in Europe have exposed the intention of the Swiss to prevent