Spouses Of Bitcoiners Brace For Horrible Valentines Day As BTC Price Pumps
Bitcoin is finally pumping after a painful bear market, and the spouses of Bitcoiners everywhere are bracing for an absolutely terrible Valentines day. Wives (and the 7 husbands of the 7 women in Bitcoin) are bracing to have to listen to talks of the supercycle, ETF approval, absolute scarcity, auditable supply, and other moon talk. One wife complained to the Bugle, "I've already heard enough Saylor interviews. I don't need my husband regurgitating Saylor at Valentines dinner. I want something romantic, not for him to turn into a replicator because the price went up."
The concerns of Bitcoiner spouses highlights how bull market emotions cause individuals to lose the ability to critically think. Romantic relationships are not something to put on the back burner just because of NGU. Psychiatric wards around the country are bracing for completely unhinged behavior as a result of the bull market.
To discuss handling the disappointment of a spouse hyperfocused on Bitcoin instead of you, we sat down with Bitcoin relationship expert, Natalie Brunell, to get some tips. Brunell told us, "It's important to validate your spouse's feelings and excitement. Bitcoin is a monetary revolution that is having a huge impact on the trajectory of the world right now. Of course he's excited. Just sit back and fantasize about all the things he will buy you after the world hyperbitcoinizes. But also be supportive and keep him in reality, reminding him to not get over emotional, lose his head, and focus on freedom."
