In a surprising move, Bitcoiners have been vocal on twitter of their support for Elizabeth Warren's anti-Bitcoin stance. Their support seems to come from the idea that having someone without charisma or attractive characteristics be the spokesperson is a good thing. Guy Swann said in a Guy'
Paris Hilton has announced her investment in a new cryptocurrency project called "Stacks" via her Instagram. The announcement came after a meeting with a young entrepreneur named Dan Held, who convinced the heiress of the Hilton family to invest in the project. According to sources, Paris Hilton met
Jimmy Song, the prominent Bitcoin advocate and author of the book "Thank God for Bitcoin," was having a tough time last week sending a Bitcoin transaction from his Trezor wallet. In a fit of frustration, he slammed the device on his desk and shouted, "Satoshi, Satoshi, Satoshi,
In a move that has raised some eyebrows among the Bitcoin community, the New York Public Library has selected "The Bitcoin Standard" as the book of choice for their upcoming Drag Queen Story Hour. This news has left many Bitcoiners feeling conflicted, as they struggle to reconcile their
In a shocking turn of events, Matt Odell, the renowned Bitcoin educator and advocate, has been exposed as a "Top G," living a double life of extravagance and debauchery, thanks to a tweet from his alt account that accidentally made its way onto his main. Odell has long
In a shocking turn of events, leaked text messages have reportedly confirmed that the President of the European Central Bank, Christine Legarde, has been secretly buying up Bitcoin in recent months and trying to conceal it. The messages, which were allegedly obtained by a group of hackers and shared on
In a stunning turn of events, supermodel Gisele Bundchen has been spotted out and about with none other than Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin. The pair were seen holding hands and sharing a laugh at trendy Chinese restaurant, Dumpling Town, in New York City, sparking rumors that Buterin was planning to
Critics of Jason Lowery have cited that the "Space Spook" has seemingly come out of nowhere only to dominate the conversation on Bitcoin Twitter. CIA Director William J. Burns defended Jason in a press release by saying, "All of Jason's engagement on social media is
AUSTIN, TEXAS - In a surprise move, electric vehicle pioneer Tesla announced today that it will be launching a new line of gas-powered cars. The decision marks a major departure for the company, which has long been associated with promoting sustainable energy and reducing carbon emissions. "We've
In a shocking turn of events, European banks have reportedly been calling to America for assistance during the ongoing banking crisis, but there's just one problem: none of the Americans understand what they’re saying. According to sources close to the situation, European bankers have been frantically calling
The US State Department is making big waves in the tech world with their latest announcement. After reading the recently released thesis from Jason Lowery, titled "Softwar", they have selected Compass Mining as their rollout partner to engage in the softest war possible. According to State Department representative,
As Joe Biden took to the stage in Baltimore to speak about his time as a lifeguard at the nearby inner city Mempool, he couldn't resist sharing a story about a notorious character known as Cornpop. "You know, back in the day, I was a lifeguard at