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Paris Hilton has announced her investment in a new cryptocurrency project called "Stacks" via her Instagram. The announcement came after a meeting with a young entrepreneur named Dan Held, who convinced the heiress of the Hilton family to invest in the project. According to sources, Paris Hilton met
In a shocking turn of events, leaked text messages have reportedly confirmed that the President of the European Central Bank, Christine Legarde, has been secretly buying up Bitcoin in recent months and trying to conceal it. The messages, which were allegedly obtained by a group of hackers and shared on
Critics of Jason Lowery have cited that the "Space Spook" has seemingly come out of nowhere only to dominate the conversation on Bitcoin Twitter. CIA Director William J. Burns defended Jason in a press release by saying, "All of Jason's engagement on social media is
AUSTIN, TEXAS - In a surprise move, electric vehicle pioneer Tesla announced today that it will be launching a new line of gas-powered cars. The decision marks a major departure for the company, which has long been associated with promoting sustainable energy and reducing carbon emissions. "We've
Natalie Brunell, a media personality and Bitcoin enthusiast, has launched a new online course to help Bitcoiners navigate the tricky waters of relationships. The course, titled "What to Do After Getting a Girlfriend: A Bitcoiner's Guide," is aimed at helping men who have recently found love,
Austin, TX- Senator Ted Cruz, a prominent Republican politician and a vocal supporter of Bitcoin, has recently proposed raising the Bitcoin block size to 17.76 megabytes. The proposal has sparked a heated debate within the Bitcoin community, with some applauding the senator's efforts while others are skeptical
Washington DC- "We are announcing a joint marketing campaign between Hasboro and The Treasury Department," announced Janet Yellen at a press conference on Sunday. "We need to come up with new and creative ways to engage the youth in using the dollar to prevent them from becoming
On Tuesday, the DOJ arrested and charged popular conspiracy theorist, G. Edward Griffin, for attempts to incite a bank run. Merrick Garland stated in a press release, "G. Edward Griffin has been attempting to incite a bank run for years. His attempts to educate the public on the way
In the most recent twitter files, Matt Taibbi made it clear that the Feds working inside Twitter had no interest in Bitcoiners. "There is a large angry group of Twitter users with #Bitcoin in their bios that post constantly about being shadow banned, which appears to be some sort
The Host and Founder of Simply Bitcoin, who is refereed to as Nico and goes by @bitvolt7 on Twitter, expressed some new revelations on a recent Bloomberg interview. “As I grow more bullish on Bitcoin, I’m not sure how much longer I can do this show. Like what am
Young, healthy professional athletes are dying suddenly as a show of support for ESG and governmental intervention on climate change, in new social media trend. Experts say that this is in no way associated with any vaccine and that it is dangerous to even discuss the possibility. Instead, medical professionals
In a move reminiscent of the 2022 Canadian Trucker Protest, Steve Barbour has set up a Hash Hut and generator in the middle of Ottawa, as a response to President Justin Trudeau threats to ban bitcoin mining. “I will add a megawatt of capacity a day until you rescind your