The TSA announced a new slogan for June that reads, "It's still gay even if it's the TSA." The slogan is being used to promote the TSA's new public outreach program where they offer to grope individuals upon request. The program seeks
BlackRock ceremonially submitted an application for a spot Bitcoin ETF to the Securities and Exchange Commission on Thursday. BlackRock, one of the world's largest financial institutions, did not need to actually seek approval from the SEC as they own the regulators. They did though out of respect for
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Article contributed by Dyno Jeans It turns out that very little can actually be divided by 21 million. The following messages, provided to The Bitcoin Bugle by an anonymous tipster, reveal Svanholm’s famous “everything divided by 21 million” slogan is more noise than signal. “How do you even divide
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Conservative Bitcoiner: A patriotic individual who has read both the constitution and the Bitcoin Standard. They believe in small government like they believe in small block sizes. Freedom means only being coerced a small amount by government. Can you believe how this country has lost its way? The founding fathers
Article authored by Dyno Jeans London: Natalie Brunell announced a partnership with health guru and lifestyle luminary Gwyneth Paltrow. This exciting new power-duo will soon release a full line of Bitcoin themed healthcare and houseware products. “Ever since I was a little girl in Poland I looked up to the
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CUPERTINO, CA — In a surprising turn of events today, tech titan Apple Inc. has formally recognized Bitcoin as money. This move is seen by many as a clear next step in Apple's trajectory, following their earlier involvement with Bitcoin via the inclusion of the Bitcoin Whitepaper on every
In a shocking twist that has left Bitcoin Twitter in a state of disbelief, Bitcoin and privacy advocate Matt Odell has abruptly reversed course and bent the knee to the former Twitter Boss, Elon Musk. Odell, a well-known critic of Twitter's Blue Checks, has historically been a vocal
Article authored by Dyno Jeans Today's news is awash with headlines, each more ground-breaking than the last. Each written with the utmost respect for truth and with the highest degree of integrity that it boggles the mind that the Pulitzer panel is capable of narrowing their selection down
A beefsteak is an event where individuals in the bitcoin community spend a lot of money to stand around tables, eating multiple courses of meat with their hands. Beefsteaks are often done around conferences, but from time to time travel to cities around the US. There one individual who facilitates
Progressive Bitcoiner: A brave and tolerant individual who believes both in individual monetary sovereignty, but also totalitarian state control over the economy and your personal property. It's not easy being a progressive Bitcoiner on Twitter, Nostr, or Telegram. There is a toxic horde of individuals who will mock
San Francisco is a special place. The city government has long been one of the most progressive in the world. They were the very first city in the world to legalize shop lifting, and now they are moving towards allowing convicted criminals to determine their legal status based on what
Ukraine, a nation nestled somewhere between Russia and the Black Sea, is making waves on the global stage once again. President Zelenskyy, known for his eccentricities and outlandish statements, and likelihood to dance mostly nude, was recently caught off guard by a hot mic that recorded an unexpected conversation. In