In a shocking turn of events, Matt Odell, the renowned Bitcoin educator and advocate, has been exposed as a "Top G," living a double life of extravagance and debauchery, thanks to a tweet from his alt account that accidentally made its way onto his main. Odell has long
In a shocking turn of events, leaked text messages have reportedly confirmed that the President of the European Central Bank, Christine Legarde, has been secretly buying up Bitcoin in recent months and trying to conceal it. The messages, which were allegedly obtained by a group of hackers and shared on
In a stunning turn of events, supermodel Gisele Bundchen has been spotted out and about with none other than Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin. The pair were seen holding hands and sharing a laugh at trendy Chinese restaurant, Dumpling Town, in New York City, sparking rumors that Buterin was planning to
Critics of Jason Lowery have cited that the "Space Spook" has seemingly come out of nowhere only to dominate the conversation on Bitcoin Twitter. CIA Director William J. Burns defended Jason in a press release by saying, "All of Jason's engagement on social media is
AUSTIN, TEXAS - In a surprise move, electric vehicle pioneer Tesla announced today that it will be launching a new line of gas-powered cars. The decision marks a major departure for the company, which has long been associated with promoting sustainable energy and reducing carbon emissions. "We've
In a shocking turn of events, European banks have reportedly been calling to America for assistance during the ongoing banking crisis, but there's just one problem: none of the Americans understand what they’re saying. According to sources close to the situation, European bankers have been frantically calling
The US State Department is making big waves in the tech world with their latest announcement. After reading the recently released thesis from Jason Lowery, titled "Softwar", they have selected Compass Mining as their rollout partner to engage in the softest war possible. According to State Department representative,
As Joe Biden took to the stage in Baltimore to speak about his time as a lifeguard at the nearby inner city Mempool, he couldn't resist sharing a story about a notorious character known as Cornpop. "You know, back in the day, I was a lifeguard at
Natalie Brunell, a media personality and Bitcoin enthusiast, has launched a new online course to help Bitcoiners navigate the tricky waters of relationships. The course, titled "What to Do After Getting a Girlfriend: A Bitcoiner's Guide," is aimed at helping men who have recently found love,
Austin, TX- Senator Ted Cruz, a prominent Republican politician and a vocal supporter of Bitcoin, has recently proposed raising the Bitcoin block size to 17.76 megabytes. The proposal has sparked a heated debate within the Bitcoin community, with some applauding the senator's efforts while others are skeptical
In a surprising turn of events, an anonymous Bitcoin holder has finally landed himself a girlfriend. But according to sources close to the situation, he's not quite sure what to do next. The Bitcoiner, who has been holding onto his coins for several years, is reportedly confused by
Luke Dash-JR, a renowned Bitcoin developer and security expert, has announced the launch of his latest product, the Fyre Wallet in partnership with legendary entrepreneur Billy McFarland. The new product is a hot-ish-cold storage wallet designed to protect users' Bitcoin assets from potential hacks and online theft. The announcement