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Airstrip One, Oceana - October 23, 2023 A new, Minitrue sanctioned, "response" to George Orwell's seminal work, 1984, has been released. Titled "Julia," this so-called feminist reimagining is penned by Sandra Newman. But one can't help but wonder: is this truly a
Senator Elizabeth Warren (D - Pocahontas) has found herself in a rather embarrassing predicament. After passionately penning a letter demanding swift action on the alleged use of cryptocurrency to fund Hamas, and rallying over 100 of her colleagues to rally behind her cause, she was met with a rather inconvenient
Washington, DC - October 23, 2023 FinCEN, the Financial Criminal Extortion Network, is working tirelessly to protect the interests of its Dons**. The organization, which has always claimed itself to be a beacon of transparency and trustworthiness, has taken another step to ensure that the average Joe and Jane can&
BUTNER, NORTH CAROLINA - October 4, 2023 - The Bugle has received an exclusive copy of a letter sent to Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) from none other than Bernie Madoff. Yes, you read that correctly. The late Bernie Madoff, architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in history, seems to have reached
In a world where the color orange is as ubiquitous as the air we breathe, it seems the European telecom giant, Orange Group, has taken umbrage with the audacious use of the word "orange" by the fledgling Orange Pill App. Fresh off the launch of Hashr, a dating
In a world where the Federal Reserve's decisions are as predictable as a squirrel on caffeine, the Custodia v. Federal Reserve Board of Governors case has provided a delightful spectacle of bureaucratic gymnastics. Our thorough analysis reveals that the Fed's worries stem from an unconscious belief
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the Federal Reserve's interest rate setting body, the Federal Open Market Committee, met today and decided to... well, do absolutely nothing. It's as if they all gathered around a large mahogany table, exchanged pleasantries, and then collectively decided
OTTAWA, September 19, 2023 - Canadian Prime Minister Justin "Fidelito" Trudeau has declared war. Not on the rising cost of living, mind you, but on the alarming rate at which the average Canadian's belt size is expanding. "Canada is facing a dual crisis," Trudeau
September 18, 2023 Senator Elizabeth Warren (D - Pocahontas) has once again taken to her soapbox, this time to renew her calls to crack down on Americans' rights to hold their own crypto assets. One might wonder if she's been sipping a bit too much of the
Swan Bitcoin's recent and rather theatrical attempt to upgrade their Fortress to a Citadel has taken another turn. Today, the crypto-sphere was set abuzz with the news that Ripple, the ever-controversial parent company of the centralized security-token XRP, has swooped in and Zerg rushed Swan's Fortress.
In a world where fortune seems to favor the bold, it appears that love can be just as blinding in the world of Bitcoin mining as in ill-fated romances. Today, in an expected twist straight out of a second-rate romantic comedy, PEGA pool, the self-proclaimed "Green" champion, announced
Many believe that there are already too many conferences catering to the Bitcoin industry, yet today Bitcoin Magazine launches a new conference, targeting the growing field of Bitcoin Conference Organizers. If there's anything the world needs, it's more conferences for conference organizers organizing conferences about Bitcoin.