"While Bitcoin is a technology that can circumvent the rent seekers, it is time that we orange pill the rent seekers and forgive them of their horrible crimes against humanity. Everyone including pedophiles, war criminals and thieves need Bitcoin. Toxicity is holding us back," Saylor told an audience
The popular 90's alternative rock band Creed has announced that they would be releasing an ordinals set to celebrate the start of the next Bitcoin bull market. The set will be called op_Bullrun. A spokesperson for the band told the Bugle that Bitcoiner interest in their music
The makers of Ozempic, a popular weight loss drug which is just as a safe and effective as the Covid 19 vaccine, are reportedly upset with American Communists who are threatening their marketshare for weight loss. Communism is an ideology that promotes strict controls over the means of production, leading
The Bitcoin rewards debit card provider Fold announced today that it would be halving the rewards users earn from spinning the wheel on their Fold mobile app in solidarity with Bitcoin's block reward halving this April. Founder Will Reeves announced Fold's halving will occur when Bitcoin&
Bitcoin has been experiencing a short squeeze this week, causing massive pain for hedge funds that were shorting the coin. Fortunately, instead of liquidating America's favorite criminals, Coinbase and Fidelity shut down trading in order to stop the rapid price appreciation of the asset. While many macro thinkboys
San Salvador – In his first term, El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele produced extraordinary change for his crime plagued country. His criminal justice focus and gang crackdowns brought the murder rate in El Salvador down to Gary, Indiana levels much to Salvadoran citizens delight. Now the newly elected Millennial
Tucker Carlson announced the release of his new Bitcoin podcast titled, "What Bitcoin Does" this morning as Bitcoin ripped past $60k, making him the world's biggest Bitcoin podcaster. Carlson is an independent journalist, primarily reporting on Twitter, blowing away the ratings over mainstream media agencies such
Coinbase announced a major new public resource it describes as the "Blockchain Yellow Pages" in a release earlier today. The Blockchain Yellow Pages is a public searchable database of all current and former customers' names and businesses as well as their associated on-chain addresses across dozens
Miami – MicroStrategy CEO and outspoken Bitcoin Proponent Michael Saylor apparently got "58k Gang" tattooed on his rear end during a reportedly wild Miami yacht party to celebrate Bitcoin reaching $58,000 for the first time in over two years. Photos of Saylor's tattoo made their way
Ukraine's top spy chief stated that the Covid 19 vaccine killed Vladimir Putin's main political rival, Alexei Navalny. The Kremlin's initial report was that he died of a blood clot, and not of foul play. Embalmers found strange clumps in his blood, similar to
Dennis Porter and Peter McCormack have banned together in order cure insomnia by releasing the most boring podcast episode ever recorded. Listeners have complained that while attempting to listen to the article they would involuntarily fall asleep due to boredom. One listener crashed his car into the side of the
Shares of the Bitcoin Pins, Stickers & Apparel company BTC Pins have surged in the first quarter of 2024 as politicians around the country ramp up pandering to potential voters in what is sure to be the biggest election, in terms of marketing spend, ever. Over the last three years