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In a series of revelations surprising nobody, former Compass CEO, Whit Gibbs has returned to Twitter to shill an entirely legit and not at all potential affinity scam associated with a Middle Eastern mega-fund. Upon returning to the social media site, Gibbs posted to his extremely real and not at
WASHINGTON, DC – In what can only be described as a financial Hail Mary, President Joe Biden revealed his grand solution to the national debt problem on June 6th, 2023: The United States Treasury will mint fifty gargantuan $1 Trillion Platinum Coins. The announcement was met with a peculiar blend of
Cayman Islands- Roger Ver shared from a live stream at Binance's world headquarters that he had met with Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao to discuss the solvency of the exchange. "I had a nice chat with Binance CEO, CZ about their current situation. He showed me multiple bank
In a surprising move that has sent waves of excitement throughout Bitcoin Twitter, Hasbro has officially announced the release of their latest children's toy, the "Barrel of Breedlove's." The toy is a rebrand of a Barrel of Monkey's and is themed around
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In a turn of events that could only be described as extraordinary, Hoskinson was engaging in a High Altitude - Low Opening (HALO) jump over Denver, Colorado on June 5th, 2023, when he spotted a kitten stranded in a tree. The crypto mogul, known for his adventurous spirit and a
Renowned on-chain analyst Willy Woo has made a surprising prediction after emerging from his apartment and catching sight of his shadow. According to Woo, this sighting confirms that the bear market in Bitcoin will persist for an additional 8 weeks. Drawing on his extensive knowledge of technical indicators and market
Raleigh, NC - In a surprising twist in the world of Bitcoin podcasts, Bitcoin Audible, helmed by popular host Guy Swann, was served with a lawsuit on Friday. The plaintiff? A deaf fan, who's taking the podcasting world to task for a lack of ADA compliance. Swann, whose
The Bitcoin community has been buzzing with laughter and delight over the hilarious memes created by Bitcoin Bekka. While Bekka's memes have brought joy and amusement to many, there is one disgruntled individual among the enthusiasts. Max Shaft, an avid Bitcoin writer, is frustrated that Bekka won'
Jamie Dimon announced his campaign for president of the United States earlier this week after news broke of his involvement in the decision for JP Morgan to continue banking convicted sex offender, Jeffery Epstein. Dimon held a press release to share the information, "I always kept things quiet about
MIAMI (FL) - Katie the Russian, a well-known business owner and passport saleswoman, was apprehended by Interpol at Miami International Airport (MIA) on charges of attempting to smuggle arms. The arrest unfolded as a joint operation between international law enforcement agencies, sending shockwaves through the world of illicit arms trade