Climate change has become the White House's main focus' in recent weeks. "Combatting Climate Change Is The Thing," Joe Biden said in a press conference on Friday. "We have to be there, and for the kids of the future...and the planet needs it.
In a rare move, the Mossad, the famed Israeli intelligence agency, has issued a statement distancing themselves from crypto influencer Udi Wertheimer. The statement claims that Wertheimer has no current affiliation with the agency due to his rampant shilling of shitcoins and unethical behavior tied to FTX, Luna and other
In what seems like a match made in heaven, CNBC has announced a new daily crypto show featuring Ben Armstrong, who goes by Bitboy Crypto and Jim Cramer. Both have massive following of individuals looking for trustworthy and accurate financial analysis during volatile times. CNBC has been friendly towards the
Lebanese customs announced a seizure of a shipment of Beyond Meat Burgers, illegally imported by the economist and best selling author of The Bitcoin Standard, Saifedean Ammous. Customs is still investigating the incident to see if Ammous was a part of a larger scheme to distribute the meat substitute within
In a reckless move that puts US customers and shareholders at risk, Coinbase has announced that they will be moving their headquarters to Pyongyang, North Korea. The announcement sent the stock price crashing in a similar style to the Tera Luna crash. Many are calling that the stock will be
Long time rivals in the Bitcoin privacy world have publicly declared a ceasefire on both of their official Twitter accounts. The cited reason for a cessation of their hostilities is that privacy advocates should work together to make projects to compete with Orwellian technologies such as CBDC's. The
Popular website Pornhub has announced that it will be acquiring shuttered exchange FTX and launching a Bitcoin-only exchange service called Cornhub. The move is seen as a way for users to participate in the expanding camgirl market, while aligning with Pornhub's long term vision of getting fucked repeatedly.
In a shocking revelation, it has been reported that Texas Slim, co-founder of the Beef Initiative, was spotted at Chamberlain's Steak & Chop House in Dallas, Texas, asking for A-1 steak sauce for his well-done ribeye. The news has nearly destroyed the Bitcoin meat sector, with many meat
Twitter has been ablaze with high engagement posts from Jessica Hodlr talking about her singleness and desire to find a husband. The recent change in content strategy has propelled her from mid tier, to a top tier social media influencer. Rumor has it that Katie the Russian is incredibly happy
In an unusual turn of events, the self proclaimed creator of Bitcoin, Craig Wright, has sued the Epstein estate. The lawsuit claims that flights logs pertaining to Jeffery Epstein's private jet have been edited to no longer reflect Craig Wright's visits to Epstein's island.
FutureBit, the creator of Apollo Full Node and novelty Bitcoin miner, is rumored to be in works of designing a vaporizer that mines Bitcoin for Juul. The rumor was spread on Twitter last week by an anonymous individual who claims to be an insider at Juul. The rumor seems plausible
In the wake of Bud Light's decision to use controversial figure Dylan Mulvaney as a brand spokesperson, the CDC has announced a requirement that all other beer manufacturers follow suit. The CDC apparently sees this as a way to dramatically curve rising rates of alcoholism after watching Bud