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Henry Kissinger has been enshrined as the patron saint of military spending by the US government and lobbyists for his years of promoting forever wars. Many are expressing deep sadness the giant hole being left behind by the advocate for the military industrial complex. He will be forever remembered for
Bitcoin transactions continue to acquire new negative externalities invented by reputable news sites. The most recent negative externality is that Bitcoin transactions consume large amounts of water, leaving poor children in Africa to die of thirst. Obviously, this is a major concern as Bitcoin users need to be more aware
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The Lord Satoshi ushered Mr. Munger to the other side on Tuesday, November 28th following an unintentional ingestion of lethal rat poisoning which lead to the financial titan's death. Warren Buffet's side kick accidentally ingested a lethal dose of rat poison, thinking it was instant coffee,
"Our pronoun's are FOSS now," the company Twitter account proclaimed. As a result, all of the tentacles of Cold Card's competitors, cough cough Foundation, rallied together to put them down. Zach Herbert instantly jumped into a private Telegram group to direct his minions to
In a stunning move, media giant Disney announced that they would no longer be making movies or tv shows indefinitely, until they are able to determine what is cause of all their content flopping. Despite their fans clearly explaining their frustrations with the brand, there still appears to be internal
This month has seen all new highs as far as Bitcoin companies complying with government agencies. Thanksgiving is about being thankful for regulatory clarity in order to keep us safe from money launders and terrorists. All across the United States, families have gathered to thank FinCEN trying to sanitize Bitcoin
Wallet of Satoshi has announced that they would stop serving US customers while they redesign the app in an attempt to rebrand to appease FinCEN. There will be two major changes in the rebrand. The first one is the rename, in order to honor and attempt to appease Janet Yellen&
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On Tuesday, it was announced that Changpeng Zhao "CZ" would be stepping down as CEO of Binance. On Wednesday, Open AI, which is the company behind Chat GPT, announced that they had entered into talks with CZ to replace former CEO Sam Altman. Open AI is currently in
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The United States Department of Justice has come to a settlement agreement with popular shitcoin casino, Binance. Part of the agreement includes a $4.3B settlement for breaking US AML laws, as well as selling unregistered securities. The other part of the agreement is for founder, Chanpeng "CZ"
Has there ever been a more important time to orange pill your family? This year turkey is up over 45% in price compared to last year. Since last thanksgiving, you have watched your family's wealth get inflated away, and things would be radically different for everyone if they
All the socials that Bitcoiners use have been filled with individuals hopelessly simping for just elected Argentinian president, Javier Milei. Simping is nothing new for Bitcoiners, and is well respected past time for many of the most influential influencers. Max Keiser, a visionary when it comes to simping, is making
The Pentagon has successfully passed an internal audit after failing it for years. While many of the expenses cannot be described thoroughly due to classification, they at least were able to justify where and why the funds were going to different places. The passing of the audit opens up the