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In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency mining community, Bitmain, the world's largest producer of bitcoin mining hardware, has announced the release of a diesel-powered bitcoin miner. The new miner, dubbed the Bitmain Diesel Miner (BDM), is said to be capable of producing up
In a shocking turn of events, the New York Times has announced that it regrets its previous article disparaging Bitcoin's energy usage and will instead return to it's main historical focus on starting unnecessary wars. The announcement came in the form of a front-page editorial in
Dennis Porter has been expressing frustration over the past week for not being invited to speak at the Bitcoin Magazine Conference in Miami. The Bitcoin 2023 conference is one of the most anticipated events in the cryptocurrency space, bringing together the brightest minds in the industry. However, the event has
Pierre Rochard (VP of Research at Riot Blockchain) recently met with Jamie Diamond (CEO of JP Morgan Chase), to discuss potential ways for the massive bank to avert insolvency in the midst of an unprecidented bank run. Diamond told Rochard that he had seen his tweet about selling chairs for
Jason Lowery, a prominent scholar, author, and Private first class in the Space Marines, has compared Bitcoin to violence and Dogecoin to peace. According to Lowery, Bitcoin is a symbol of the dark side of technology, while Dogecoin represents the light side. Lowery argues that Bitcoin is a tool that
In a surprising move, Bitcoiners have been vocal on twitter of their support for Elizabeth Warren's anti-Bitcoin stance. Their support seems to come from the idea that having someone without charisma or attractive characteristics be the spokesperson is a good thing. Guy Swann said in a Guy'
Paris Hilton has announced her investment in a new cryptocurrency project called "Stacks" via her Instagram. The announcement came after a meeting with a young entrepreneur named Dan Held, who convinced the heiress of the Hilton family to invest in the project. According to sources, Paris Hilton met
In a shocking turn of events, leaked text messages have reportedly confirmed that the President of the European Central Bank, Christine Legarde, has been secretly buying up Bitcoin in recent months and trying to conceal it. The messages, which were allegedly obtained by a group of hackers and shared on
Critics of Jason Lowery have cited that the "Space Spook" has seemingly come out of nowhere only to dominate the conversation on Bitcoin Twitter. CIA Director William J. Burns defended Jason in a press release by saying, "All of Jason's engagement on social media is
AUSTIN, TEXAS - In a surprise move, electric vehicle pioneer Tesla announced today that it will be launching a new line of gas-powered cars. The decision marks a major departure for the company, which has long been associated with promoting sustainable energy and reducing carbon emissions. "We've
Natalie Brunell, a media personality and Bitcoin enthusiast, has launched a new online course to help Bitcoiners navigate the tricky waters of relationships. The course, titled "What to Do After Getting a Girlfriend: A Bitcoiner's Guide," is aimed at helping men who have recently found love,
Austin, TX- Senator Ted Cruz, a prominent Republican politician and a vocal supporter of Bitcoin, has recently proposed raising the Bitcoin block size to 17.76 megabytes. The proposal has sparked a heated debate within the Bitcoin community, with some applauding the senator's efforts while others are skeptical