This article was submitted by a loyal Bugle reader. In a Bitcoin world where financial absurdities collide with bizarre family dynamics, the saga of Peter Schiff and Craig Wright takes an unexpected turn. Picture this: the notorious duo celebrating their BSV ETF at a midget rodeo, both adorned in matching
Dennis Porter, in an attempt to appease politicians and police, has invited different 3 letter agencies to showcase how tasty their boots are at a Satoshi Action event. Different representatives from the DEA, CIA, FBI, DOJ, BLM, FDA, ATF, etc will be showcasing their various boot brands for attendees to
Humanity is continuing to evolve as more and more people are reading Ted Kaczynski's manifesto, "Industrial Society and its Future." The general theme of the manifesto is that industrialization of society is actually leading a to devolution of humanity and that technology is being used to
On a recent Twitter (Xer?) Space, BTC Inc. CEO and spam enjoyer David Bailey admonishes everyone to "just let the free market work." In an age where cryptocurrency debates are as volatile as the markets themselves, David Bailey, CEO of BTC Inc., recently took to Twitter Spaces to
The SEC has officially released a statement on their website saying that they will be denying all ETF approvals. Their reasoning for the rejection is the market manipulation witnessed by the SEC Twitter account falsely tweeting that the ETF had been approved. Gary Gensler was quick to point out that
Full Headline: 13 Families Announce Plan To Sell Trillions In Ancestral Gold, Cuneiform Tablets, And All Books From The Great Library of Alexandria For BlackRock Bitcoin IBIT ETF Through sources in the military industrial complex and the fashion industry we have confirmed all 13 families willcustody their new acquisition with
The US Department of Agriculture is launching a new war on raw milk, targeting Amish farmers around the United States. The government agency is throwing it's hat in the ring to be the new premier agency to fill prisons around the country, as the War on Drugs continues
Boeing has produced a new variant of the 737 airliner called the "737 Not Suck" that reportedly has had zero issues. Boeing stock soared on the news, which prompted Jim Cramer to speculate that the price increase would be short lived, only carrying the stock higher. The biggest
Bitcoin has officially ossified as everyone across every platform has blocked each other, making it impossible for users to ever come to consensus on any issue. The ossification started when Peter Todd blocked Luke Dash Jr, which then turned into a "block chain" where different developers blocked each
The Bitcoin Magazine Conference has announced that they will be featuring an "influencer auction house" at their upcoming conference in Nashville. The purpose of the auction house is for influencers to maximize their potential earnings by having Bitcoin companies compete to be the highest bidder in order to
This article was submitted as a news tip by a Bugle Readerc Earlier this weekIt has been revealed that the much-fabled 'Orange Pill'—the ultimate Bitcoin indoctrination tool—doesn't necessarily have to be administered as an uncomfortable, albeit colorfully vibrant, suppository. The groundbreaking discovery comes as
The brilliant luminary Fred Krueger has taken relationship advice to a whole new level suggesting that instead of men having their wife live them, they should have their wife live with her boyfriend because it is essentially the same thing. Why he felt compelled to share this relationship advice likely