In a stunning move, media giant Disney announced that they would no longer be making movies or tv shows indefinitely, until they are able to determine what is cause of all their content flopping. Despite their fans clearly explaining their frustrations with the brand, there still appears to be internal
Traditional transaction activists from Just Stop Ordinals have been gaining more visibility since a recent flurry of distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks aimed at blocking internet traffic to the Ordiscan website as well as some clever attempts to prevent the ability of inscription transactions from reaching the mempool. Members
In the midst of a heated Twitter debate about software licensing, a startling revelation emerged: NVK, the head honcho of Coinkite, appears to be lacking in eleventh-grade math skills. In a world where the complexities of blockchain technology baffle even the brightest minds, Rodolfo “NVK” Novak, the esteemed leader
This month has seen all new highs as far as Bitcoin companies complying with government agencies. Thanksgiving is about being thankful for regulatory clarity in order to keep us safe from money launders and terrorists. All across the United States, families have gathered to thank FinCEN trying to sanitize Bitcoin
Wallet of Satoshi has announced that they would stop serving US customers while they redesign the app in an attempt to rebrand to appease FinCEN. There will be two major changes in the rebrand. The first one is the rename, in order to honor and attempt to appease Janet Yellen&
Tallahassee, FL – Celebration descended into disaster at the Grisham household this year when what began as a typical Thanksgiving dinner erupted into anger and arguing when a son-in-law showed up wearing a Swan Bitcoin branded trucker hat. While the majority of the guests, most of whom were not
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On Tuesday, it was announced that Changpeng Zhao "CZ" would be stepping down as CEO of Binance. On Wednesday, Open AI, which is the company behind Chat GPT, announced that they had entered into talks with CZ to replace former CEO Sam Altman. Open AI is currently in
Changpeng Zhao (CZ), CEO and founder of Binance has agreed to plead guilty to violating criminal U.S. anti-money-laundering requirements, in a deal that may preserve the company’s ability to continue operating. The deal includes $4.3 billion in fines, some of which will go towards a
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The United States Department of Justice has come to a settlement agreement with popular shitcoin casino, Binance. Part of the agreement includes a $4.3B settlement for breaking US AML laws, as well as selling unregistered securities. The other part of the agreement is for founder, Chanpeng "CZ"
Has there ever been a more important time to orange pill your family? This year turkey is up over 45% in price compared to last year. Since last thanksgiving, you have watched your family's wealth get inflated away, and things would be radically different for everyone if they
All the socials that Bitcoiners use have been filled with individuals hopelessly simping for just elected Argentinian president, Javier Milei. Simping is nothing new for Bitcoiners, and is well respected past time for many of the most influential influencers. Max Keiser, a visionary when it comes to simping, is making
The Pentagon has successfully passed an internal audit after failing it for years. While many of the expenses cannot be described thoroughly due to classification, they at least were able to justify where and why the funds were going to different places. The passing of the audit opens up the