Throughout Bitcoin's history, there has been many attacks on the network, but also users of the protocol. The Bitcoin industry is flooded with spooks and bad actors who seek to create mayhem in an attempt to prevent Bitcoin miners from consuming the entire worlds energy supply and protect
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In a shocking and controversial move to protect our Democracy at all costs, President Joe Biden has canceled the 2024 Presidential Election, citing his opponents being horrific racists and threats to the Republic. Political experts applaud the move citing Donald Trump as the greatest threat to global stability and democracy.
As Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's sabbatical from getting paid enormous amounts of money for lackluster speaking events continues, she held a press conference to discuss the US economy. "Things are looking bright. Bidenomics are a smashing success, and all of America is getting poor! But the good
After the launch of his new movie "The Jones Plantation," Larken Rose opened up about his journey towards anarchism, or what he likes to describe as voluntarism. "I really had an anarchist seed planted in me as a kid when I was forced to go to a
A little known Bitcoin improvement proposal (BIP) that no one takes seriously has resurfaced in recent weeks as Paul Sztorc continues to endlessly campaign for BIP 300 which would allow for protocols similar to Ethereum and Bitcoin Cash to be built on top of Bitcoin. The selling point for the
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre declared Bidenomics a smashing success on Monday. "Since this administration was formed in 2021, our goal has been to completely demoralize the American populace and make them hate themselves. We have had smashing success as we have completely redefined conventional economic terms such
1. @CarlaBitcoin has been Having Unprotected Sex Your favorite wig wearing, hard money enthusiast has been getting laid way more than you in the bear market. Insider sources (thanks Walker), say that Carla has been having, "Some of the best sex of her life, like incredible, absolutely mind blowing
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Cory Klippsten, influencer first and CEO of Swan Bitcoin second, has officially announced that he signed the Bitcoin Fight Club Waiver. Bitcoin Fight club is an event that is facilitated by members of the Triple Elite Meme Gang in order to try and settle twitter disputes. The most recent fight
In a world where fortune seems to favor the bold, it appears that love can be just as blinding in the world of Bitcoin mining as in ill-fated romances. Today, in an expected twist straight out of a second-rate romantic comedy, PEGA pool, the self-proclaimed "Green" champion, announced
Former President and presidential candidate Donald Trump has reportedly converted 10% of his wealth to Bitcoin in anticipation of multiple court cases which will likely end in him being jailed. The former president, and white supremacist leader, is rumored to be concerned that the courts will attempt to go after
The mining world was rocked this week after leaked documents were circulating across multiple telegram groups proving that Braiins has been operating a white label of Luxor's firmware. A white label is when a company allows another entity to brand and distribute their software to other people. This
Many believe that there are already too many conferences catering to the Bitcoin industry, yet today Bitcoin Magazine launches a new conference, targeting the growing field of Bitcoin Conference Organizers. If there's anything the world needs, it's more conferences for conference organizers organizing conferences about Bitcoin.