The FDA has just announced that they will announce the approval of an exciting new drug that purports to increase individuals IQ's. One of the reported side effects in clinical trials is that indviduals engaging with the crypto ecosystem lose 99.9% interest in trading memecoins and NFTs.
This story comes from a news tip given by a Bugle follower. Viewers of Rabbit Hole Recap have noticed a growing rift over the past year between Matt Odell and Marty Bent. During episodes, Bent has a tendency to go off on tangents about how the harmful impacts of fluoride
On Monday, Nic Carter posted a picture to Twitter showing that he had dyed his hair blue. Instantly, Bitcoin Twitter erupted into chaos as individuals debated the meaning of this. Nic has gone through a rather dramatic lifestyle change over the past few years. He was once the darling of
The FDA has released a new study and community statement claiming that stacking Bitcoin can reduce penile length by up to 2 inches. The study was overseen by the FDA's Head of Research, Janet Francis, who said, "We have found a clear correlation between the amount of
In the world of wine, authenticity and purity are paramount. Consumers expect to taste the nuanced flavors of grapes, terroir, and the winemaker's expertise. So when rumors began to swirl about a local wine seller diluting his products with Kool-Aid, the Bitcoin Twitter was shocked and appalled.
Climate change has become the White House's main focus' in recent weeks. "Combatting Climate Change Is The Thing," Joe Biden said in a press conference on Friday. "We have to be there, and for the kids of the future...and the planet needs it.
In a rare move, the Mossad, the famed Israeli intelligence agency, has issued a statement distancing themselves from crypto influencer Udi Wertheimer. The statement claims that Wertheimer has no current affiliation with the agency due to his rampant shilling of shitcoins and unethical behavior tied to FTX, Luna and other
In what seems like a match made in heaven, CNBC has announced a new daily crypto show featuring Ben Armstrong, who goes by Bitboy Crypto and Jim Cramer. Both have massive following of individuals looking for trustworthy and accurate financial analysis during volatile times. CNBC has been friendly towards the
Lebanese customs announced a seizure of a shipment of Beyond Meat Burgers, illegally imported by the economist and best selling author of The Bitcoin Standard, Saifedean Ammous. Customs is still investigating the incident to see if Ammous was a part of a larger scheme to distribute the meat substitute within
In a reckless move that puts US customers and shareholders at risk, Coinbase has announced that they will be moving their headquarters to Pyongyang, North Korea. The announcement sent the stock price crashing in a similar style to the Tera Luna crash. Many are calling that the stock will be
Long time rivals in the Bitcoin privacy world have publicly declared a ceasefire on both of their official Twitter accounts. The cited reason for a cessation of their hostilities is that privacy advocates should work together to make projects to compete with Orwellian technologies such as CBDC's. The
Popular website Pornhub has announced that it will be acquiring shuttered exchange FTX and launching a Bitcoin-only exchange service called Cornhub. The move is seen as a way for users to participate in the expanding camgirl market, while aligning with Pornhub's long term vision of getting fucked