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This article was written from a news tip for from a valued Bugle reader. For the first time in recorded history a printed form of a digital non fungible token (NFT) has done more than disrupt economic activity on a blockchain, as a local community pool in Florida has been
"Ethereum is really bad, so I'm going to help Vitalik make it less bad so we have less people bringing bad ideas like spam to Bitocin," Dash Jr. shared on Twitter. "The entire Ethereum protocol is built to optimize spam, yet it does it inefficiently.
The Texas congress has voted to approve a bill that allows for private individuals to own fully armed F16's to spite Joe Biden who has been telling Americans that resistance is futile with their puny AR15's. The bill titled, "The Tree of Liberty is Thirsty
This article was written with WSJ and NYT reporting standards. Bitcoin miners may be some of the most destructive individuals operating in our world today. The negative externalities that they produce pale in comparison to the negative externalities that we experience from monopolistic corporations and government. While there has been
Vanguard has officially capitulated into offering Bitcoin EFTs to their customers, as well as being willing to custody Bitcoin for their customers. Vanguard is one of the biggest financial services institutions, offering 401ks, IRAs, Mutual funds, and more other investment vehicles that allow customers to invest in financial instruments that
One of the worst crimes a news publication can do is to mislead the public for sinister intentions. News publications are incredible ways to frame the public's perspectives on what is relevant and what they should talk about, as well as informing readers about the way the world
Dennis Porter, in an attempt to appease politicians and police, has invited different 3 letter agencies to showcase how tasty their boots are at a Satoshi Action event. Different representatives from the DEA, CIA, FBI, DOJ, BLM, FDA, ATF, etc will be showcasing their various boot brands for attendees to
Humanity is continuing to evolve as more and more people are reading Ted Kaczynski's manifesto, "Industrial Society and its Future." The general theme of the manifesto is that industrialization of society is actually leading a to devolution of humanity and that technology is being used to
The SEC has officially released a statement on their website saying that they will be denying all ETF approvals. Their reasoning for the rejection is the market manipulation witnessed by the SEC Twitter account falsely tweeting that the ETF had been approved. Gary Gensler was quick to point out that
The US Department of Agriculture is launching a new war on raw milk, targeting Amish farmers around the United States. The government agency is throwing it's hat in the ring to be the new premier agency to fill prisons around the country, as the War on Drugs continues
Boeing has produced a new variant of the 737 airliner called the "737 Not Suck" that reportedly has had zero issues. Boeing stock soared on the news, which prompted Jim Cramer to speculate that the price increase would be short lived, only carrying the stock higher. The biggest
Bitcoin has officially ossified as everyone across every platform has blocked each other, making it impossible for users to ever come to consensus on any issue. The ossification started when Peter Todd blocked Luke Dash Jr, which then turned into a "block chain" where different developers blocked each