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This article was inspired by a news tip submitted by a loyal reader. Parker Lewis has been caught up in a plagiarism scandal this week, joining the ranks of the academics at MIT and Harvard. The scandal started after Bill Ackman used chat GPT to find that there was not
One year after low tier cryptocurrency influencer Zack Voell's twitter proclamation that nobody nobody would give a shit about Nostr, Voell owned up for his mistake. He shared in a twitter space, "I was really wrong about Nostr. A lot of people give a shit about it.
Elon Musk met this week with Ben Shapiro, a conservative political commentator. The express nature of the trip seemed to be discussing how to prevent Stoney Bitson from regaining access to twitter after being kicked off like 30 times for antisemitic comments, as well as how to leverage the Boring
This article was written from a news tip for from a valued Bugle reader. For the first time in recorded history a printed form of a digital non fungible token (NFT) has done more than disrupt economic activity on a blockchain, as a local community pool in Florida has been
"Ethereum is really bad, so I'm going to help Vitalik make it less bad so we have less people bringing bad ideas like spam to Bitocin," Dash Jr. shared on Twitter. "The entire Ethereum protocol is built to optimize spam, yet it does it inefficiently.
The Texas congress has voted to approve a bill that allows for private individuals to own fully armed F16's to spite Joe Biden who has been telling Americans that resistance is futile with their puny AR15's. The bill titled, "The Tree of Liberty is Thirsty
This article was written with WSJ and NYT reporting standards. Bitcoin miners may be some of the most destructive individuals operating in our world today. The negative externalities that they produce pale in comparison to the negative externalities that we experience from monopolistic corporations and government. While there has been
Vanguard has officially capitulated into offering Bitcoin EFTs to their customers, as well as being willing to custody Bitcoin for their customers. Vanguard is one of the biggest financial services institutions, offering 401ks, IRAs, Mutual funds, and more other investment vehicles that allow customers to invest in financial instruments that
One of the worst crimes a news publication can do is to mislead the public for sinister intentions. News publications are incredible ways to frame the public's perspectives on what is relevant and what they should talk about, as well as informing readers about the way the world
Dennis Porter, in an attempt to appease politicians and police, has invited different 3 letter agencies to showcase how tasty their boots are at a Satoshi Action event. Different representatives from the DEA, CIA, FBI, DOJ, BLM, FDA, ATF, etc will be showcasing their various boot brands for attendees to
Humanity is continuing to evolve as more and more people are reading Ted Kaczynski's manifesto, "Industrial Society and its Future." The general theme of the manifesto is that industrialization of society is actually leading a to devolution of humanity and that technology is being used to
The SEC has officially released a statement on their website saying that they will be denying all ETF approvals. Their reasoning for the rejection is the market manipulation witnessed by the SEC Twitter account falsely tweeting that the ETF had been approved. Gary Gensler was quick to point out that