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In a shocking and controversial move to protect our Democracy at all costs, President Joe Biden has canceled the 2024 Presidential Election, citing his opponents being horrific racists and threats to the Republic. Political experts applaud the move citing Donald Trump as the greatest threat to global stability and democracy.
As Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's sabbatical from getting paid enormous amounts of money for lackluster speaking events continues, she held a press conference to discuss the US economy. "Things are looking bright. Bidenomics are a smashing success, and all of America is getting poor! But the good
After the launch of his new movie "The Jones Plantation," Larken Rose opened up about his journey towards anarchism, or what he likes to describe as voluntarism. "I really had an anarchist seed planted in me as a kid when I was forced to go to a
A little known Bitcoin improvement proposal (BIP) that no one takes seriously has resurfaced in recent weeks as Paul Sztorc continues to endlessly campaign for BIP 300 which would allow for protocols similar to Ethereum and Bitcoin Cash to be built on top of Bitcoin. The selling point for the
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre declared Bidenomics a smashing success on Monday. "Since this administration was formed in 2021, our goal has been to completely demoralize the American populace and make them hate themselves. We have had smashing success as we have completely redefined conventional economic terms such
bitcoin fight club
Cory Klippsten, influencer first and CEO of Swan Bitcoin second, has officially announced that he signed the Bitcoin Fight Club Waiver. Bitcoin Fight club is an event that is facilitated by members of the Triple Elite Meme Gang in order to try and settle twitter disputes. The most recent fight
Former President and presidential candidate Donald Trump has reportedly converted 10% of his wealth to Bitcoin in anticipation of multiple court cases which will likely end in him being jailed. The former president, and white supremacist leader, is rumored to be concerned that the courts will attempt to go after
The mining world was rocked this week after leaked documents were circulating across multiple telegram groups proving that Braiins has been operating a white label of Luxor's firmware. A white label is when a company allows another entity to brand and distribute their software to other people. This
In a shocking move, Natalie Brunell, a media personality and Bitcoin enthusiast announced she would be increasing the price of her online relationship course to $8000 before shutting the course down. "I have done my work in teaching men on Bitcoin Twitter how to treat their girlfriends better and
On Wednesday, leader and founder of the notorious 58k Gang, Deniz, tweeted out a picture of him with Satoshi. Deniz claims to have set up a meeting to discuss pegging the Bitcoin price to 58k. The tweet followed a contentious twitter poll, created by a rival twitter gang called Triple
San Salvador - Nayib Bukele responded to reporters questions on the rumor that the CIA had sent members of the Triple Elite Meme squad to El Salvador in order to destabilize the country. "There have been reports of members of TEM roaming the streets of El Zonte, all wearing
The TSA announced a new slogan for June that reads, "It's still gay even if it's the TSA." The slogan is being used to promote the TSA's new public outreach program where they offer to grope individuals upon request. The program seeks