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A group of individuals, which Pledditor has taken it upon himself to publicly list for our convienence, has launched a token called $Wodndor on the Solana Blockchain. While this group claims to be Bitcoiners, many such as Mr. Hodl are questioning if they are actually shitcoiners because they are pumping
There is a strange phenomenon happening that seems to have originated with Tucker Carlson, where statist fiat maximalists are suggesting that United States is under attack from outside forces, when in reality Atlas Shrugged prophesies are coming true. Is the US under attack? Cargo ship slams into the Francis Scott
Jack Mallers appears to be diverting from his typical brand of doing interviews in his empty closet. While the closet is larger than most Bitcoiners houses, he has carried the persona of living humbly and simply. That appears to be changing as it was revealed in his most recent interview
Undisclosed Location Within the United States: This street racing gang is not your typical one. Usually, street racers form cliques based on the types of cars they have. One thing that is sure for all street racing gangs is that they always form based on one common goal. Shinobi, Technical
Erik Voorhees is reported to be partnering with Somali Pirates in order to create a decentralized stock exchange, allowing individuals to buy stock in different pirate crews. This plan sets to give Somali Pirates a new stream of funding as they are now able to issue globally tradable security tokens
In what appears to be a capitulation for Disney, which has been in active conflict with Elon Musk after pulling ads from Twitter, Bob Iger announced that Jessica Hodlr would be joining the line of Disney princesses. last bull market i was meeting my business partner. this bull market i’
A leaked screenshot from an internal Bitcoin Magazine slack channel showed that HR has begun offering counseling services to employees negatively impacted by David Bailey's twitter antics, as part of the companies employee assistance program. "Now we know you are all impacted by David's latest
Cameo is a site that is gaining popularity after Yellow used it, allowing individuals to buy the time of their favorite influencer to make videos of them saying things they want. The site is looking to compete with AI sites that allow you to make videos of your favorite influencers
As the bull market rages, Bitcoiners are getting excited about onboarding newcoiners to new Bitcoin products that will inevitably rug pull their users, such as custodial lightning platforms and custodial KYC exchanges. Dan Held commented on the growing discussion by saying, "Getting rug pulled by custodians is just a
Core Scientific and Marathon Digital both expressed erotic pleasure at the news that Bitmain would be classifying certain miners that could hash different cryptocurrency hashing algorithms as "Trans Miners" in order to raise ESG scores for mining companies. Riot Blockchain on the other hand expressed displeasure at the
The FBI has been caught red handed for illegally creating a list of who they deem as the "Most Based" individuals living in the United States. It is illegal for law enforcement agencies to show favoritism towards certain groups of individuals. They are on the other hand allowed
"A vital part of promoting freedom is our vibrant podcasting community. Our mic's must be recording, and ready for memetic moments so that no fiat maxi will be tempted to risk their own destruction," Eisenhower once said. He went on to warn us that there could