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"Bitcoin is beating us into submission and we're about ready to give up. That's why we are buying Bitcoin and so should you," Bank of Japan Chief Kazuo Ueda told the Bugle. The Central Bank of Japan has announced it's essentially giving
Article inspired by a news tip from a Bugle Reader Casa announced that they would be hiring white men in order to meet company DEI quotas on Wednesday. "We have been so worried about DEI policies that we have completely neglected to remember that we also still need white
In January of 2022, the NIH gathered together the leading experts on gambling addiction to discuss individuals posting charts on twitter and other social media platforms. NIH Director, Lawrence A. Tabak, D.D.S, Ph.D. stated in a press release regarding the panel of experts, "I am really
News Tip submitted by an anonymous source Infamous Twitter meme gang member, Yellow was revealed this week to have prerecorded Twitter spaces with the intention of having people believe they were live performances. In reality, they were prerecorded cassette tapes he played over Twitter spaces on a daily basis, maliciously
In something reminiscent of a South Park episode Jamie Dimon announced that him and a series of banking executives would be going on strike to protest Bitcoin threatening their jobs. The banking cartel appears to see their actions similar to those of Midas Mulligan in Atlas Shrugged. In reality, the
Zac Prince (Founder of Blockfi) and Whit Gibbs announced this week that they would be starting a new mining and dog washing business together called Crypto Clean. When asked why the weird combination, Gibbs expressed he was mixing two industries together that he had experience in and that dog washing
David Bailey announced that Donald Trump would speaking as a keynote speaker at the Bitmag conference in Nashville. "Donald Trump has done more for Bitcoin than just about any other politicians. He printed absurd amounts of money, continued funding the war machine, and showed people how dangerous it was
The state is necessary for a safe society in the electronic age. Statism is not weakness. Being a statist should fill you with pride and be something that you want the whole world to know. Being a statist is living life as if you have nothing to hide, complying gleefully
Ben Justman has reportedly been hospitalized after listening to Higher by Creed over 10,000 times in a row, causing a mental breakdown. Reports were that he was found by his father, rocking back and forth murmuring, "I want to see the golden streets." When his father tried
A small portion of Bitcoiner's have been concerned about the infiltration of fiat maximalists and CIA spooks for some time. Both have the ability to create a tremendous amount of disruption for companies working in the space, as well as users of the network. Infiltrators have the ability
Twitter user, @empty_banks has revealed with a simple price chart that the makers of the space saga, Dune and Dune 2 are secretly controlling the Bitcoin price behind the scenes. While the many people would have expected to hear that Blockstream, Aliens, or the Feds actually control Bitcoin price,
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Craig Wright has sued the FBI, stating that he was present as a journalist when Donald Trump lead an insurrection against the foundation of our democracy. Wright's suit stated, "The fact that I have not been arrested for performing journalism like a few others have is clear