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Cheyenne, WY – Cynthia Lummis, the U.S. Senator from Wyoming, has been accused of impropriety and unethical behavior by founders and board members from IPO hopeful Bitcoin companies, according to a new report. In the report, individuals from four companies in the Bitcoin mining and financial services industries say they
The monetary revolution which is XRP, a super duper decentralized token that has pivoted to trying to be the rails for CBDCs, is struggling to retain relevancy during this crypto winter. The currency with a much higher transaction output than Bitcoin, is losing value against Bitcoin every day that goes
Stoney Bitson and other notable antisemites have announced that they are leaving Bitcoin and opting to use Ethereum citing that, "The Jews control Bitcoin." This is following Gary Gensler's comments this week that, "Bitcoin is not that decentralized." Apparently the group of antisemites has
The Energy Information Administration (EIA) has done everything short of make it "Facebook Official" this Valentine's Day as they close in on object of the federal government's affection, Bitcoin miners. Last week the EIA announced it will “survey identified commercial cryptocurrency miners, which are
Bitcoin is finally pumping after a painful bear market, and the spouses of Bitcoiners everywhere are bracing for an absolutely terrible Valentines day. Wives (and the 7 husbands of the 7 women in Bitcoin) are bracing to have to listen to talks of the supercycle, ETF approval, absolute scarcity, auditable
President Joe Biden, or the handlers that control him, have announced that he will be starting a Bitcoin podcast to discuss proper use of Bitcoin block space, as well as preventing the use of the monetary network from being used to avoid the sanctions he is imposing. The move follows
Bitcoiner's everywhere are DDOSing everyone's Twitter/Nostr feeds by posting pictures of Jack Dorsey wearing a shirt that says Satoshi. Each post has their own unique spin on what Dorsey was doing as the Super Sportsball on Sunday. Some claim Dorsey was discussing Satoshi Action Fund
The IRS has announced that due to a clerical mistake, millions of tax filers tax returns have been sent to US military contractors which will send weapons to Ukraine and that the refunds would no longer be processed. The tax collection and harassment agency sent letters to those impacted by
In no way is the Bugle seeking to promote or condone activities like this as that is dangerous and generally a bad idea. Coercion is supposed to be a one way street with politicians threatening civilians, not civilians threatening politicians. A new and troubling betting market is quickly emerging, as
We all have that theoretical hill that we say we will die on, seeing as you are still alive and have not yet made the ultimate sacrifice on top a hill. Many of us feel the call to plant our flags and make our stand as the encroachment of regulators,
Bedford, U.K. – In a recent episode of the highly popular What Bitcoin Did podcast host Peter McCormack, looking strikingly gaunt and thin according to fans, announced a new exclusive sponsor: the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic. The Novo-Nordisk developed drug will replace WBD sponsor staples like Iris Energy,
This article was inspired by a loyal reader and fanboy. Pfizer has released a groundbreaking study disproving that vaccines cause autism in kids, and found that Bitcoin is a higher contributor, sparking calls to put restrictions on Bitcoin exposure for kids. The study followed the effects of primary school aged