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One of the greatest state propagandists of all time has been pronounced dead of stomach cancer, marking the end of an era for the geographical jurisdiction known commonly as the United States. What was once a nation, proud of it's military intervention abroad, has now devolved into a
San Salvador – Standing on the balcony of the National Palace in the capital, Salvadorean President Nayib Bukele, addressed the jubilant citizens of El Salvador below. "We will make affordable Bitcoin block space a fundamental human right for all Salvadorans!", he proclaimed. The crowd roared. After winning the Presidential
The boomers of the cryptocurrency industry are criticizing the Solana Blockchain for excessive downtime, as the decentralized blockchain is paused by their developers from time to time to allow the chain to experience sick and mental health days. Said boomers are referring to Solana as the "Millennial cryptocurrency"
In a ground breaking email leak, it has not only been determined that queen Elizabeth is alive, controlling King Charles from behind the scenes, but also that she is working with Donald Trump and Jamie Dimon to pull strings to "make Tether win." While the emails did not
CEO of BlackRock, and board member of the World Economic Forum, Larry Fink has expressed concern that many world leaders are recruiting too many Anarchocapitalists. "The problem with ancaps is that they are much harder to control because they actually engage in behaviors that delegitimize the state, as well
A man from Tampa Florida was arrested early February 2nd by the FBI at the behest of the DOJ after he registered his S9 with the EIA, which is another arm of the bureaucratic leviathan under the umbrella of the Department of Justice. The man registered his miner after the
The Department of Energy announced that they would be exploring the possibility of bringing democracy and nation building to the American Bitcoin mining space. The first part of allowing them the ability to do this is getting a detailed registry of all miners operating within the US. Some are calling
Bitcoin companies are banding together to form a coalition to sign onto angry letters written to regulators like FINCen and the EIA. VC group Ten31 is heading up what they are calling the "Bitcoin Typing Coalition" or BTC for short. The goal of the group is to generate
President Joe Biden announced earlier today that January 31st will now be "Thank a Han Chinese Person for making all of our stuff Day" which is to be a federally recognized holiday. The Biden administration felt there was a need for another bank holiday, because those bankers work
There appears to be a turf war brewing between VC investor Peter Thiel and Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino over funding "Bitcoin only" companies. Both have been increasingly interested in investing in more Bitcoin related companies, but there appears to be a feud brewing between them as they each
Op-Ed
This cycle is already different. Anyone who says it isn't is either oblivious or in denial. Fiat influencers and politicians are invading our territory and adopting Bitcoin at an alarming rate. In 2023, we saw Christine Legarde buy non kyc corn, the DNC mining with Ocean pool to
Andrew Yang, a political visionary has accomplished next to nothing, has declared his support for the Taproot Wizards as he sees ordinals as similar to universal basic income (UBI) which he has been a long time advocate for. Yang believes that miners are poor, uneducated individuals living in the rust