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The DOJ has announced that they would be launching a formal investigation into Elizabeth Warren for her blatant attempts to pass bills regarding Bitcoin that would be clearly violating Americans civil rights. Attorney General, Merrick Garland, said, "I don't particularly like Bitcoin because I'm about
While many are questioning whether or not Luke will hard fork Bitcoin in the coming years, he is reported to have hard forked the beef steak after Awayslice refused to serve cats. The prolific Bitcoin developer, and founder of Ocean Mining Pool, will now be able to add Beef Steak
This news tip was brought to us by a Bugle reader Earlier this week, right wing extremist comedian known for proving nuclear weapons do not exist on our flat earth, criticized Bitcoin as being "Queer to Queer and not peer to peer." Following the tweet, Grindr CEO, George
Bitcoin Trading Cards is seeking to make the Bitcoin influencer circle jerk even gayer by selling trading cards of your favorite influencers to plebs. By printing Greg Foss' face on a card, and only printing a handful, they have successfully created an item so valuable that many are willing
While the age of credit is coming to an end, we are still in the age of credit. Savers are penalized as borrowing money is near free and the money printer is seeking to ensure the reboot of the Fall of Rome. Saving in Bitcoin is like playing life on
Samourai Wallet is roadmapping one of the best marketing strategies, following decades of soccer players example of theatrics and flopping. The company has been seeing a decline in their product being used as a result of high network transaction fees. Users seem to be consolidating UTXOs and using the network
After centuries of debate by economists, the root cause of inflation has been found by the high quality journalists at the Atlantic. Annie Lowrey has found that the cause of inflation is the consumer and that everyone should feel the great guilt over all the purchases they have made in
In a move that is rocking the Bitcoin community, the notorious Meme vigilante group has been thrown into disarray as there appears to be a civil war throwing the group into chaos. A small group of members of the meme gang have been reported to be defecting in order to
The top notch journalists at the Washington Post have begun a 24 hour strike to remind Bezos how important they are. "Without our hard work, we couldn't be the mouth piece for billionaires and war mongers," Said a union representative for the journalists. The journalists have
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Bitcoin is ripping with no signs of slowing down as Apple announces that they will be adding a custodial lightning wallet to the Apple Wallet in order to allow users to use Bitcoin. They also announced that the app store would begin accepting Bitcoin as payment for applications. This marks
The mods on all social media platforms have been dropping the ban hammer indiscriminately on anyone discussing wood chippers on their platforms after videos of people talking about throwing politicians in wood chippers went viral on Tik Tok. Many wood chipper manufacturers accounts became casualties of the coordinated censorship, and
If you thought hearing about overrun ICU units during Covid was alarming, wait until you begin to hear the media screaming about overflowing psych wards due to Bitcoiner's unhinged behavior in the bull market. As Bitcoin crossed back above $40k USD, Psychiatrists around the country began shaking their