By Rod Palmer, Credentialed Journalist In a startling turn of events, a federal investigation has uncovered that the destruction of a major wind farm in central Iowa was not caused by a tornado as initially reported, but by the excessive energy demands of nearby Bitcoin mining operations. In short, Bitcoin
For several years Texas residents have been furious over the capabilities of the state's power grid, and extreme weather can make conditions difficult for utility providers in southeast Texas. About 40 miles southwest of Fort Worth, a new threat to compound the state's power problems may
A shocking new video has emerged leaving the Bitcoin community horrified. Notorious Haitian gang leader known only as "Barbecue" has allegedly been caught on camera engaging in an act that can only be described as a hostile takeover gone terribly wrong. The viral video, which has been making
This year's Burning Man festival has become an inadvertent gathering of law enforcement's finest, with nary a civilian in sight. The annual event, known for its principles of radical self-expression and communal effort, has transformed into a surreal dance of suspicion and subterfuge. This was the
Paris– French cypherpunks and Bitcoin enthusiasts have collectively raised the white flag of surrender in response to the French government's arrest of Pavel Durov, the enigmatic CEO of Telegram, for his audacious refusal to share user data with the CIA. The Fall of a Group Chat Titan Durov,
In a shocking revelation, the psychological and scientific communities have come under fire for misdiagnosing millions of Americans as communists, when in reality, they simply possess subpar cognitive abilities. The embarrassing blunder has left many questioning the credentials of psychologists and political scientists on X (Formerly Twitter). According to a
Jerusalem – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called upon Iran to "sign the waiver" in an address to the international community on Monday as talk about hostilities between the two countries reached a boiling point. "Iran keeps saying the will strike Israel and get revenge for Israel taking
In a bold move to further cement his reputation as a visionary leader, Donald Trump has proposed a new plan for foreign aid: from now on, all U.S. foreign aid will go to Israel, and it will be paid exclusively in Bitcoin. Because, as Trump explained, "Israel is
In an effort to incentivize more women to Bitcoin the top Bitcoin mining pools announced Thursday nights will be Ladies Night starting on August 1st. Female Bitcoiners will receive 1 free high priority transaction and a fee rate of 10 sats/vbyte on any and all subsequent transactions they make.
Nashville – Dozens of Transportation Security Administration (TSA) employees assigned to the Nashville Music City Center for Bitcoin 2024 were orange pilled this weekend. Bitcoin podcasters say this is a very bullish development as newly orange pilled agents are likely to begin orange pilling their colleagues as well as captive passengers
Nashville, Tennessee – A massive Bitcoin Conference afterparty was shut down early by the Nashville Fire Marshal on Friday night after police received a phone tip from independent journalist who goes by Pledditor on X (Formerly Twitter). The non-compliant party, organized by a group called Taproot Wizards, took place Friday night
Calgary, AB - Last week The Bitcoin Rodeo, took place in Calgary. Despite it's name, The Bitcoin Rodeo is not, in fact, a rodeo but a Western Canada's premier Bitcoin conference. It's probably named The Bitcoin Rodeo because Calgary is known as "Cowtown&