In a move that can only be described as "delightfully ironic," Nic Carter, the crypto influencer, investor, and self-proclaimed "Rising Star" of the digital currency world, has teamed up with Arkham Intel to combat the ever-persistent Fake News that seems to plague Bitcoin and, more importantly,
Volunteer divers working with police from Crystal County, Minnesota looking for suspected teenage drowning victim Jason Vorhees in Crystal Lake over the weekend found something unexpected: Over 13 Bitcoin worth nearly $450,000, according to local law enforcement officials. Volunteer diver and local SCUBA instructor Haywood Jeffers discovered the sunken
Jimmy Song has been elected as the Pope of Bitcoin after a secret meeting of the Bitcoin Cardinals. Cardinals include Giacomo Zucco, Der Gigi, Michael Saylor, Luke Dash Jr, and a handful of others who wish to remain anonymous. While the Pope has zero power over the Bitcoin protocol, Pope
The Bitcoin Bugle has discovered that when you play Stephan Livera's podcasts backwards, it clearly reveals satanic messaging. The messaging seems to be the polar opposite of the messaging that Stephan generally shares on his podcast, and oddly sounds very similar to the things that Udi talks about.
Late 2020 and early 2021 was a different time. Citizens throughout the world were still largely isolated in their homes as the Coronavirus was used as an excuse for governments to print money and exert unprecedented authority over every day people's lives. It was also the beginning of
A rare disease called Poliosis seems to be impacting influencers across multiple mediums. The disease turns a streak of the infected persons hair a different color, but seems to have no influence on cognitive performance. Many people thought that the disease was a voluntary hair choice after BTCSessions colored Nico&
While US politicians argue about how many billions in aid should go to Israel for its effort to combat Hamas militants in Gaza, Israel is done waiting. Instead, they've started earning Bitcoin by shilling referral links for Swan Bitcoin via their Swan Force referral program. The U.S.
A new study by the Texas Blockchain council has found alarming rates of erectile dysfunction in Bitcoiners who vote as the result of extremely low testosterone. The study found that 76.3% of voters who claimed to be Bitcoiners could not achieve an erection with assistance from either Testosterone replacement
The Libertarian Party has done it folks! They have managed to find a group of presidential candidates even less compelling than Jo Jorgenson. As the United States continues to spiral out of control into a totalitarian nightmare, the party of liberty continues to hit an all time high of being
Peter Schiff has filed bankruptcy after Bitcoiners hang up the towel and stopped engaging with his tweets. His firm Schiff Gold stopped getting free marketing, and as a result had a massive decline in sales. Schiff has traditionally done well selling his gold rocks or paper versions of gold rocks
Bitcoin Magazine has hired Jim Cramer to do a full time show on Bitcoin in order to make the price go into a super cycle. The show will be broadcasted on YouTube and will be called "Mad Hard Money." Cramer's role will be to continuously make
Airstrip One, Oceana - October 23, 2023 A new, Minitrue sanctioned, "response" to George Orwell's seminal work, 1984, has been released. Titled "Julia," this so-called feminist reimagining is penned by Sandra Newman. But one can't help but wonder: is this truly a