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The US Department of Agriculture is launching a new war on raw milk, targeting Amish farmers around the United States. The government agency is throwing it's hat in the ring to be the new premier agency to fill prisons around the country, as the War on Drugs continues
Boeing has produced a new variant of the 737 airliner called the "737 Not Suck" that reportedly has had zero issues. Boeing stock soared on the news, which prompted Jim Cramer to speculate that the price increase would be short lived, only carrying the stock higher. The biggest
Bitcoin has officially ossified as everyone across every platform has blocked each other, making it impossible for users to ever come to consensus on any issue. The ossification started when Peter Todd blocked Luke Dash Jr, which then turned into a "block chain" where different developers blocked each
The Bitcoin Magazine Conference has announced that they will be featuring an "influencer auction house" at their upcoming conference in Nashville. The purpose of the auction house is for influencers to maximize their potential earnings by having Bitcoin companies compete to be the highest bidder in order to
The brilliant luminary Fred Krueger has taken relationship advice to a whole new level suggesting that instead of men having their wife live them, they should have their wife live with her boyfriend because it is essentially the same thing. Why he felt compelled to share this relationship advice likely
Gary Gensler has received a lot of criticism today after the SEC announced they would only be approving Black Rock's Bitcoin ETF, while denying all the rest. Gensler took to Twitter to defend the SEC's ruling by saying, "While most American's think that
We have to secure our schools the same way we secure our airports. — Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) January 5, 2024 Nikki Haley, who currently resides with Shrek deep in the swamp, has been advocating for TSA to operate at public schools across the country. She is concerned that children are able
"At the end of the day, committing war crimes is the glue that holds the politicians of this country together. It is one of the few things that allows us to cross the isle. There is nothing that brings media pundits together like advocating for war on false pretenses,
In the last Bitcoin bull cycle, when people still believed in stock to flow, a new movement emerged called "#GetOnZero." The movement was all about eliminating the use of dollars and attempting to live entirely with Bitcoin. This movement gained immense popularity until the Bitcoin price tanked because
This article was inspired by a news tip from a Bugle reader A ground breaking study by the University of Chicago has revealed that 99% of individuals prefer to use money that steals from them and makes them poor. The study asked individuals a series of questions regarding their preferences
Many Americans are very concerned that there will be massive disruptions to the building of roads and schools as the IRS has ushered in new laws making it impossible for individuals to pay their fair share of taxes. The new rules require individuals to KYC Bitcoin transactions, as well as
The leader of the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab, has announced a plan to incentivize Bitcoiners to voluntarily get sterilized. "Every time I log onto Twitter, I am bombarded with tweets of Bitcoiners having babies. Not only is bad for the planet, but bad for our ability to control