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A big blow has been dealt to Ben Armstrong, who is a social media influencer that is currently in serious legal trouble. A judge ruled that Armstrong was to return twice the amount of Ethereum and ERC20 stablecoin to those who had donated to him to pay for legal funds.
The Human Rights Foundation (HRF) has continued to build in the bear market, despite numerous setbacks. The organization has continued to be a champion of human rights in certain countries, while neglecting them in others. That trend continues as the organization welcomes Bill Kristol to their ranks to promote journalistic
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"Politics are fake and gay," Cody Wilson The Republican debate was an absolute train wreck last night in the most brilliant ways. The level of moral depravity of the individuals standing on stage was on par with Hillary Clinton, leaving the impression that none of the candidates were
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On Tuesday morning, Bitcoin exchange River, announced it would be declining any transactions coming from JP Morgan Chase. River is well known for being the only "Bitcoin Only" exchange to have not used the now defunct Prime Trust for their back end. CEO Alex Leishman announced that the
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Bitmain has once again disrupted the mining industry by announcing the launch of their "Quantum Miner" at their conference this week in Hong Kong. This is the first miner that Bitmain has produced that is not an ASIC and computes on an entirely different platform. The company has
Libertarian Bitcoiner: An individual who has read more Mises and Rothbard than is responsible. They believe in the abolition of the Federal Reserve through competing currencies. The only way to eliminate or minimize government is through the political process. Being a libertarian is tough, but being a libertarian bitcoiner is
"Apple is reducing carbon emissions globally. Our phones are shortening lifespans across the globe as a result of their EMF. We are reducing the population, and therefore carbon emissions as well," Tim Cook told an actress playing "mother nature" in an incredibly cringy promotional video. Apple&
Stackchain, a popular trend that happened in 2021/2022, when a bunch of midwits started posting $25 Bitcoin buy screenshots on Twitter, has been coopted by a LGBTQ activist group called "Pump Gay Bags Only." The group PGBO was founded to try and manipulate stocks of companies that
As soon as the Orange Pill App launched, users began demanding that the app incorporate features to help members of the Bitcoin ecosystem date each other. "Bitcoin Twitter just hasn't worked out as a dating platform for me," said host of Between Two ASICs, Channing Tatum.
A meme gang is a loose federation of individuals who place text on top of pictures and videos in order to convey a propagandic message. The federation serves as a way to mutually share content, but also for mutual protection. Memers by themselves have been picked off by ruthless opponents
Paul Sztorc, the infamous creator of Bitcoin Improvement Proposal (BIP) 300, has officially announced that he is running for President of the United States. The goal of the campaign appears to be to raise awareness of his BIP. The move sparks controversy as this marks the first time someone attempted
Breaking: The National Palace was surrounded by police last night in San Salvador, El Salvador. It is being reported that Max Keiser was arrested after he became belligerent with El Salvador President, Nayib Bukele. Keiser is rumored to have attempted to solicit payment in exchange for sexual favors from the