Many Americans are very concerned that there will be massive disruptions to the building of roads and schools as the IRS has ushered in new laws making it impossible for individuals to pay their fair share of taxes. The new rules require individuals to KYC Bitcoin transactions, as well as
The leader of the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab, has announced a plan to incentivize Bitcoiners to voluntarily get sterilized. "Every time I log onto Twitter, I am bombarded with tweets of Bitcoiners having babies. Not only is bad for the planet, but bad for our ability to control
Harvard President Claudine Gay is mired in yet another plagiarism scandal this week after the University's endowment hired consultant Dan Held to advise on Bitcoin purchases as well as the University's announcement. The Harvard endowment fund recently purchased $250 million of Bitcoin with the assistance of
Bitcoiners are learning for the very first time that they can buy Bitcoin without having a Twitter account or going to expensive conferences. It seems that many are waking up to the fact that both are just ways for companies to get their products in front of consumers, and that
A new report blaming Bitcoin miners for falling real estate prices in Florida is stirring more controversy on social media. The report attributes decreasing demand for residential real estate in Florida to Bitcoin miners causing "intentional climate change" leading to a trend in milder winter temperatures across the
The Bugle awards are the most prestigious awards in the world of Bitcoin, with many a corporation, politician, and influencer working their hardest to be note worthy enough to be considered for the award. The winner of the award gets eternal bragging rights and solidifies their achievements that year into
This article was inspired by a news tip from a reader. Reports from inside Bitcoin Magazine are suggesting that David Bailey will depart for a 10 day silent yoga retreat at an undisclosed location, as mandated by the board of Bitcoin Magazine. They are reported to be concerned that his
A petition condemning Inscriptions, started by a Bitcoin podcaster who opposes JPEGs on Bitcoin, has met it's goal of amassing 2,100 signatures from other podcasters. The stated goal of the petition is to raise awareness that inscriptions are spam on the Bitcoin blockchain. The petition is not
A secret source inside Swan has detailed to the Bugle that the company is working diligently to manage their damage control after allowing a long time convicted pedophile to walk in their midst. 2023 has been marked by a series of scandals, and it seems like the company is constantly
In a stunning capitulation, Bitcoin X user GHOSTawyeeBOB has announced he's become a new father and is excited to start a new family. Deater announced the birth of his son, Deater Bob Jr. this morning after a 7 day hiatus from X, which he attributed to being in
A new study published by the ADL finds that anti-Swanitism surged 500% on the X social media platform in 2023. The study adds to the growing list of accusations that X has become a haven for hate speech since Elon Musk purchased it last year. Activists have demanded action from
What has the world come to when corporations like Samsung, Apple, and Cold Card sue Santa Claus for manufacturing and distributing their phones? A group of companies announced this year that they would be suing the North Pole for billions of dollars after years of St. Nick disregarding intellectual property