BUTNER, NORTH CAROLINA - October 4, 2023 - The Bugle has received an exclusive copy of a letter sent to Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) from none other than Bernie Madoff. Yes, you read that correctly. The late Bernie Madoff, architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in history, seems to have reached
bitcoin mining
Heat and CO2 recapture have been under utilized in Bitcoin mining. Instead of taking the carbon produced by bitcoin mining computers, and capturing it, Riot platforms has chosen to instead release the CO2 negligently into the air, obviously causing global warming. Bitcoin mining has caught a lot of scrutiny from
Replicators are robots in skin suits that walk among us. They are a machine race, hailing from P3S-517 in the Milky Way galaxy and are capable of reproducing themselves indefinitely. Replicators can be identified by their inability to generate any individual content. Instead they repeat the same content that someone
In a bombshell revelation that has rocked the world of Bitcoin and social media influencers, Elon Musk has been unmasked as the secret father of multiple Bitcoin influencer babies including those belonging to Justine, Katie the Russian, and Internet Sophie. This shocking scandal has sent waves through the internet, leaving
There exists amongst us a group of beings that are not human. They present as human, but in fact are a machine race from P3S-517 in the Milky Way galaxy and are capable of reproducing themselves indefinitely. One common way to determine whether or not someone is a replicator is
A big blow has been dealt to Ben Armstrong, who is a social media influencer that is currently in serious legal trouble. A judge ruled that Armstrong was to return twice the amount of Ethereum and ERC20 stablecoin to those who had donated to him to pay for legal funds.
The Human Rights Foundation (HRF) has continued to build in the bear market, despite numerous setbacks. The organization has continued to be a champion of human rights in certain countries, while neglecting them in others. That trend continues as the organization welcomes Bill Kristol to their ranks to promote journalistic
Fake Opinion
"Politics are fake and gay," Cody Wilson The Republican debate was an absolute train wreck last night in the most brilliant ways. The level of moral depravity of the individuals standing on stage was on par with Hillary Clinton, leaving the impression that none of the candidates were
In a world where the color orange is as ubiquitous as the air we breathe, it seems the European telecom giant, Orange Group, has taken umbrage with the audacious use of the word "orange" by the fledgling Orange Pill App. Fresh off the launch of Hashr, a dating
Fake News
On Tuesday morning, Bitcoin exchange River, announced it would be declining any transactions coming from JP Morgan Chase. River is well known for being the only "Bitcoin Only" exchange to have not used the now defunct Prime Trust for their back end. CEO Alex Leishman announced that the
In a world where the Federal Reserve's decisions are as predictable as a squirrel on caffeine, the Custodia v. Federal Reserve Board of Governors case has provided a delightful spectacle of bureaucratic gymnastics. Our thorough analysis reveals that the Fed's worries stem from an unconscious belief
Fake News
Bitmain has once again disrupted the mining industry by announcing the launch of their "Quantum Miner" at their conference this week in Hong Kong. This is the first miner that Bitmain has produced that is not an ASIC and computes on an entirely different platform. The company has