Democratic Presidential Challenger Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK) was widely reported yesterday as pledging to "Back Dollar With Bitcoin" and "End Bitcoin Taxes". However, it seems the media's collective hearing aid was on the fritz, as RFK's actual words were to "
In what might be termed a 'cryptic crisis', Katie the Russian, a Bitcoin bon vivant and the brains behind the enigmatic Underground Citadel conference, finds herself in a skirmish of semantics with Bitcoin Twitter's rather Puckish provocateur, JWWeatherman. The bone of contention? Apparently, the earth-shattering fact
In a shocking move, Natalie Brunell, a media personality and Bitcoin enthusiast announced she would be increasing the price of her online relationship course to $8000 before shutting the course down. "I have done my work in teaching men on Bitcoin Twitter how to treat their girlfriends better and
[Austin, TX] - Eco activists from Greenpeace have taken their fight against cryptocurrency mining to new and uncomfortably hot heights. Two activists recently barricaded themselves inside the hot aisles of Bitdeer, a Chinese firm with operations outside of Austin, Texas. As confusion reigned among the Chinese employees as to what
In a shocking instance of 'saying the quiet part out loud,' Judge Analisa Torres found that Ripple Labs' sales of XRP token represented the illegal sale of unregistered securities when sold to sophisticated investors who should know better, but is totally not the illegal sale of unregistered
On Wednesday, leader and founder of the notorious 58k Gang, Deniz, tweeted out a picture of him with Satoshi. Deniz claims to have set up a meeting to discuss pegging the Bitcoin price to 58k. The tweet followed a contentious twitter poll, created by a rival twitter gang called Triple
In a stunning turn of events, a provision deep in the Debt Ceiling packages has led to a document surfacing showing that Secretary of the Treasury, Janet Yellen's government-sponsored boudoir budget would have allowed an additional day before the Treasury default 1 . The Treasury Department has been tight-laced
In a digital David vs Goliath face-off, Bitcoin Cash (BCH) and Litecoin (LTC), the self-styled underdogs of the crypto world, are buckling up to charge at Bitcoin's Lightning Network. Embracing the spirit of a true revolution, they have joined forces to erect the Lightning Rod, a daring project
San Salvador - Nayib Bukele responded to reporters questions on the rumor that the CIA had sent members of the Triple Elite Meme squad to El Salvador in order to destabilize the country. "There have been reports of members of TEM roaming the streets of El Zonte, all wearing
Los Angeles, CA - In a move that feels more like a high-stakes video game than a financial strategy, Swan Bitcoin, led by CEO Cory Klippsten, is looking to upgrade their tier-2 Fortress into a tier-3 Citadel. This comes after allegations that Swan's move from Prime Trust to
Aleks Svetski, a moderately famous bitcoin influencer, has twice appeared on Guy Swann's top AI podcast, but his appearance has only inflamed rumors that Svetski is just a rogue instance of an advanced LLM. On July 3rd, 2023, the cryptic world of Bitcoin Twitter and Nostr, where skepticism
WASHINGTON, DC - The Supreme Court's October 2022 term concluded with a bang, or rather, a series of bangs that have left everyone of consequence in a state of high dudgeon. Fortunately, the majority of Americans, those who dutifully work to pay their debts and taxes, refrain from