As soon as the Orange Pill App launched, users began demanding that the app incorporate features to help members of the Bitcoin ecosystem date each other. "Bitcoin Twitter just hasn't worked out as a dating platform for me," said host of Between Two ASICs, Channing Tatum.
A meme gang is a loose federation of individuals who place text on top of pictures and videos in order to convey a propagandic message. The federation serves as a way to mutually share content, but also for mutual protection. Memers by themselves have been picked off by ruthless opponents
Paul Sztorc, the infamous creator of Bitcoin Improvement Proposal (BIP) 300, has officially announced that he is running for President of the United States. The goal of the campaign appears to be to raise awareness of his BIP. The move sparks controversy as this marks the first time someone attempted
Breaking: The National Palace was surrounded by police last night in San Salvador, El Salvador. It is being reported that Max Keiser was arrested after he became belligerent with El Salvador President, Nayib Bukele. Keiser is rumored to have attempted to solicit payment in exchange for sexual favors from the
Swan Bitcoin's recent and rather theatrical attempt to upgrade their Fortress to a Citadel has taken another turn. Today, the crypto-sphere was set abuzz with the news that Ripple, the ever-controversial parent company of the centralized security-token XRP, has swooped in and Zerg rushed Swan&
Throughout Bitcoin's history, there has been many attacks on the network, but also users of the protocol. The Bitcoin industry is flooded with spooks and bad actors who seek to create mayhem in an attempt to prevent Bitcoin miners from consuming the entire worlds energy supply and protect
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In a shocking and controversial move to protect our Democracy at all costs, President Joe Biden has canceled the 2024 Presidential Election, citing his opponents being horrific racists and threats to the Republic. Political experts applaud the move citing Donald Trump as the greatest threat to global stability and democracy.
As Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's sabbatical from getting paid enormous amounts of money for lackluster speaking events continues, she held a press conference to discuss the US economy. "Things are looking bright. Bidenomics are a smashing success, and all of America is getting poor! But the good
After the launch of his new movie "The Jones Plantation," Larken Rose opened up about his journey towards anarchism, or what he likes to describe as voluntarism. "I really had an anarchist seed planted in me as a kid when I was forced to go to a
A little known Bitcoin improvement proposal (BIP) that no one takes seriously has resurfaced in recent weeks as Paul Sztorc continues to endlessly campaign for BIP 300 which would allow for protocols similar to Ethereum and Bitcoin Cash to be built on top of Bitcoin. The selling point for the
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre declared Bidenomics a smashing success on Monday. "Since this administration was formed in 2021, our goal has been to completely demoralize the American populace and make them hate themselves. We have had smashing success as we have completely redefined conventional economic terms
1. @CarlaBitcoin has been Having Unprotected Sex Your favorite wig wearing, hard money enthusiast has been getting laid way more than you in the bear market. Insider sources (thanks Walker), say that Carla has been having, "Some of the best sex of her life, like incredible, absolutely mind blowing