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Stoney Bitson and other notable antisemites have announced that they are leaving Bitcoin and opting to use Ethereum citing that, "The Jews control Bitcoin." This is following Gary Gensler's comments this week that, "Bitcoin is not that decentralized." Apparently the group of antisemites has
Bitcoin is finally pumping after a painful bear market, and the spouses of Bitcoiners everywhere are bracing for an absolutely terrible Valentines day. Wives (and the 7 husbands of the 7 women in Bitcoin) are bracing to have to listen to talks of the supercycle, ETF approval, absolute scarcity, auditable
President Joe Biden, or the handlers that control him, have announced that he will be starting a Bitcoin podcast to discuss proper use of Bitcoin block space, as well as preventing the use of the monetary network from being used to avoid the sanctions he is imposing. The move follows
Bitcoiner's everywhere are DDOSing everyone's Twitter/Nostr feeds by posting pictures of Jack Dorsey wearing a shirt that says Satoshi. Each post has their own unique spin on what Dorsey was doing as the Super Sportsball on Sunday. Some claim Dorsey was discussing Satoshi Action Fund
The IRS has announced that due to a clerical mistake, millions of tax filers tax returns have been sent to US military contractors which will send weapons to Ukraine and that the refunds would no longer be processed. The tax collection and harassment agency sent letters to those impacted by
In no way is the Bugle seeking to promote or condone activities like this as that is dangerous and generally a bad idea. Coercion is supposed to be a one way street with politicians threatening civilians, not civilians threatening politicians. A new and troubling betting market is quickly emerging, as
We all have that theoretical hill that we say we will die on, seeing as you are still alive and have not yet made the ultimate sacrifice on top a hill. Many of us feel the call to plant our flags and make our stand as the encroachment of regulators,
This article was inspired by a loyal reader and fanboy. Pfizer has released a groundbreaking study disproving that vaccines cause autism in kids, and found that Bitcoin is a higher contributor, sparking calls to put restrictions on Bitcoin exposure for kids. The study followed the effects of primary school aged
Dick measuring is an incredibly important part of journalism, as there needs to be a clear established pecking order of who the alpha journos are. Unfortunately, view count and ratings are not sufficient ways to measure who the top journalists are. Today, society has been thrown into chaos as previous
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One of the greatest state propagandists of all time has been pronounced dead of stomach cancer, marking the end of an era for the geographical jurisdiction known commonly as the United States. What was once a nation, proud of it's military intervention abroad, has now devolved into a
The boomers of the cryptocurrency industry are criticizing the Solana Blockchain for excessive downtime, as the decentralized blockchain is paused by their developers from time to time to allow the chain to experience sick and mental health days. Said boomers are referring to Solana as the "Millennial cryptocurrency"
In a ground breaking email leak, it has not only been determined that queen Elizabeth is alive, controlling King Charles from behind the scenes, but also that she is working with Donald Trump and Jamie Dimon to pull strings to "make Tether win." While the emails did not