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While individuals around the country are going into bankruptcy in order to fulfill the pressure to buy their loved ones presents, (What a brilliant marketing strategy by corporate America) let us remember the true meaning of Christmas. It is a holiday that is inherently religious but I will spare you
The Bitcoin intelligencia is in complete disarray after Udi announced that he was capitulating to exclusively shitcoin on Bitcoin. Udi has been teasing the transition away from using Ethereum and other shitcoins after users found a bug in Bitcoin Core, allowing them to shitcoin on the network as much as
During this trying and turbulent time in American history, it is vital to remember to be nice and respectful to politicians. When everything you once knew is getting ripped to shreds, it's still important to maintain a level of decorum and civility. If you struggle to do this,
As 36 million Comcast customers have now had their personal details exposed to the internet via a hack, individuals around the country are celebrating the benefits of KYC. "I don't care if all my personal information like the last 4 digits of my social, passwords, phone number,
This year, sources from inside the North Pole have told the Bugle that Santa Claus is feeling distressed as hundreds of thousands of kids around the globe have written him to say that all they want for Christmas is for Ross Ulbricht to be free. While Santa is accustomed to
This article was inspired by Dan Held The reality is that Bitcoin's primary use case as being censorship resistant money with an auditable supply and fixed monetary policy is not good enough. While fiat money is turning the global economy upside down, and things are careening towards WW3,
Peter McCormack previously traveled the world looking for individuals who had used the Liquid side chain. On Peter's journey, he struggled to find a single user of Liquid, and the conclusion was that there were no users, as could be seen by the lack of transactions. All of
The DOJ has announced that they would be launching a formal investigation into Elizabeth Warren for her blatant attempts to pass bills regarding Bitcoin that would be clearly violating Americans civil rights. Attorney General, Merrick Garland, said, "I don't particularly like Bitcoin because I'm about
While many are questioning whether or not Luke will hard fork Bitcoin in the coming years, he is reported to have hard forked the beef steak after Awayslice refused to serve cats. The prolific Bitcoin developer, and founder of Ocean Mining Pool, will now be able to add Beef Steak
This news tip was brought to us by a Bugle reader Earlier this week, right wing extremist comedian known for proving nuclear weapons do not exist on our flat earth, criticized Bitcoin as being "Queer to Queer and not peer to peer." Following the tweet, Grindr CEO, George
Bitcoin Trading Cards is seeking to make the Bitcoin influencer circle jerk even gayer by selling trading cards of your favorite influencers to plebs. By printing Greg Foss' face on a card, and only printing a handful, they have successfully created an item so valuable that many are willing
While the age of credit is coming to an end, we are still in the age of credit. Savers are penalized as borrowing money is near free and the money printer is seeking to ensure the reboot of the Fall of Rome. Saving in Bitcoin is like playing life on