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The leader of the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab, has announced a plan to incentivize Bitcoiners to voluntarily get sterilized. "Every time I log onto Twitter, I am bombarded with tweets of Bitcoiners having babies. Not only is bad for the planet, but bad for our ability to control
Bitcoiners are learning for the very first time that they can buy Bitcoin without having a Twitter account or going to expensive conferences. It seems that many are waking up to the fact that both are just ways for companies to get their products in front of consumers, and that
The Bugle awards are the most prestigious awards in the world of Bitcoin, with many a corporation, politician, and influencer working their hardest to be note worthy enough to be considered for the award. The winner of the award gets eternal bragging rights and solidifies their achievements that year into
This article was inspired by a news tip from a reader. Reports from inside Bitcoin Magazine are suggesting that David Bailey will depart for a 10 day silent yoga retreat at an undisclosed location, as mandated by the board of Bitcoin Magazine. They are reported to be concerned that his
A secret source inside Swan has detailed to the Bugle that the company is working diligently to manage their damage control after allowing a long time convicted pedophile to walk in their midst. 2023 has been marked by a series of scandals, and it seems like the company is constantly
What has the world come to when corporations like Samsung, Apple, and Cold Card sue Santa Claus for manufacturing and distributing their phones? A group of companies announced this year that they would be suing the North Pole for billions of dollars after years of St. Nick disregarding intellectual property
While individuals around the country are going into bankruptcy in order to fulfill the pressure to buy their loved ones presents, (What a brilliant marketing strategy by corporate America) let us remember the true meaning of Christmas. It is a holiday that is inherently religious but I will spare you
The Bitcoin intelligencia is in complete disarray after Udi announced that he was capitulating to exclusively shitcoin on Bitcoin. Udi has been teasing the transition away from using Ethereum and other shitcoins after users found a bug in Bitcoin Core, allowing them to shitcoin on the network as much as
During this trying and turbulent time in American history, it is vital to remember to be nice and respectful to politicians. When everything you once knew is getting ripped to shreds, it's still important to maintain a level of decorum and civility. If you struggle to do this,
As 36 million Comcast customers have now had their personal details exposed to the internet via a hack, individuals around the country are celebrating the benefits of KYC. "I don't care if all my personal information like the last 4 digits of my social, passwords, phone number,
This year, sources from inside the North Pole have told the Bugle that Santa Claus is feeling distressed as hundreds of thousands of kids around the globe have written him to say that all they want for Christmas is for Ross Ulbricht to be free. While Santa is accustomed to
This article was inspired by Dan Held The reality is that Bitcoin's primary use case as being censorship resistant money with an auditable supply and fixed monetary policy is not good enough. While fiat money is turning the global economy upside down, and things are careening towards WW3,